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i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

people have said good things about you behind your back, without your knowledge. people have shared their love for you with others.

I just want to get dicked down again =/

Can you take your violent J tweet out of my home office its taking up a lot of space

ok that's an improvement but it's still in holly's home office

i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??

no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly

And then he pushes the empty glass forlornly off the counter

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)