What?

Boys will be boys

This is so cute

Michigan. I can promise you that.

I fucks with that

"Nothin' hits better than a roof beer."

Break My Stride playing on repeat makes this absolutely perfect.

dark green is a nice color. underrated

tell me something nice

Sorry this was not precisely most people’s idea of “nice.” Let me add that you are a glow of comforting absurdity in an ever-more-fucked-up world.

My sister studies fungi and let me tell you the shit she comes out with when someone asks her about work is mind-blowing

This is like one of those fake cooking/baking videos where they clearly swapped the item out at a certain step to make it look like the terrible recipe worked... except the guy baking them is just as in the dark about how and when the switcheroo happened as the audience is.

HEY CHOCOLATE GUY, THIS IS HOW THE REST OF US MORTALS DO IT

Wake up chocolate guy, new competition just dropped

Take one sip of the dissolved water and your heart jumps out of your body

drink that and you become a super saiyan

#disposing of a clown carcass

I clicked fearing it would be Out Of Touch but, instead, it is perfectly splendid

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?

real tumblr veterans know this isnt even the ORIGINAL crave that mineral post, it’s a repost by the randy your sticks person because the OP of the true original supported child slavery and practiced therapy without a license

wtf uma musume is an isekai for dead racehorses????

#the funny side effect is the anime is actually a really good sports anime with no fanservice #because they don't want to tarnish the horse images as per ip agreement

you mean to tell me that rule 34 can only be subverted by the fucking mafia