I once knew a guy who believed in Half Life 3

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

It's a pain in the ass, but it's my pain in the ass!

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

early Warframes: I'm a humble space ninja. my skills turn me invisible and move me 1 cm forward Warframes now: I'm the actual demon from the bible. i eat souls and do a tasmanian devil spin to another edge of the map. my abilities summon The End Of Days. this is my teammate funny anticorp mushroom