I once knew a guy who believed in Half Life 3

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

The what???

???

I don't know what to tell you man.

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

So Boston is straight up running out of beer because of all the Scottish tourists in for the World Cup

I love cultural exchange

I love my country haha!! Being known for what we're good at... drinking!!! No party, no Scotland!!

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

Dont announced your crimes over unsecured channels dumbass

I've spent the past month cooped up in a motel in Orange County planning my theft, before I steal the sign I will set off a cache of fireworks I've placed 5 blocks away from the nearest police station which will rain down on the pigs, the perfect diversion.

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

happy pride

That icky older woman who will treat you like her daughter will save you I promise!