TORN APART

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

cock reveal in 12,000 years

11,999 years

11,998 years

dude imagine if a hog saw this

wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

being abused or neglected really makes it clear how many things are skills that nobody really treats as. skills. exercising autonomy is a skill. listening to your body is a skill. resting is a skill. being liked and being loved are skills. nobody tells you how to do this shit because nobody even told me I was supposed to have learnt these things when I was a kid. I kind of just have to manually figure out what makes me freak out and work from there. unfair as shit

Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once

You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey

im coughing like a dog again if anyone knows any churches or speeches or chess competitions that need someone coughing in the crowd just let me know

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it