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I love you Dishonored. Never leave me Dishonored. I'll always carry you with me like the mechanical heart of an assassinated empress

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segamascott

AITA for smiling and laughing

blackpyrefly

makes your puppy dusty

himborc

ahh fuck!!!!! my puppy!!!!!

flipchild

Yeah its baically Dusty puppy thursday

cryptotheism

I just felt someone Z-target me

search-queery

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

captain-price-returns

he’s sitting in his discomfort and interrogating whether his actions were worth the consequences… a great many of u could take notes

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hylianane

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

maseratus

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

mousidy

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

mousidy

eliluminado7

thesevenumbrellas

Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Lawyer: You want to fucking what?

jame7t

let me set the scene. northeastern Europe. abandoned mall. you’re exploring, when out of the darkest corner of the room, behind a mall maintenance corridor, you hear it:

“please please please fuck this little elf!!”

Do you believe?

reiners-an-mys

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lesbian-toddhoward

give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!

godspeedyoublackemperor

tilthat

TIL a star discovered 75 light-years away is no warmer than a freshly brewed cup of coffee.

via reddit.com

bloggersremorse-deactivated2018

Yeowch!

bloggersremorse-deactivated2018

Still preddy hot

sailor-crusader-deactivated2025

jame7t

just felt you with my feelers. Not interested. DO NOT LAY EGGS IN OR NEAR ME.

thywanderingknight

*polishes my sword*

jame7t

DO NOT JERK OFF NEAR MY NEST.

cheaphalloweencostume

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

cheaphalloweencostume

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

cheaphalloweencostume

well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,

cheaphalloweencostume

i think i am going insane

mrblackhaironthestreet

Apparently it is impossible for Tumblr users to think of a not ageist way to describe their tastes, because everything must always be compared to how inferior children are -- despite the fact that it is pretty much never the choice of any child or children when media aimed at them is dumbed down etc.

Things when bad: kids and children are involved!

Things when good: this is very Adult this is specifically Adult only Adults can understand or want this

cheaphalloweencostume

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

cheaphalloweencostume

okay we’ve come all the way back around. let’s pack this up. this post is done. “who asked” you just walked into my post that i made on my blog..? who asked YOU?? am i losing my fucking mind?????

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filmphotofranz

you cant call it that

mallowmaenad

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

orteil42

social media sites should let you add custom buttons on your profile. like maybe you get max 3 buttons and they can have whatever text you want. and each button has its own persistent counter for how many times it's been clicked. here's some concept art

bramblepatch

The person who made cookie clicker thinks we should all have buttons that you click and the numbers go up? You don't say.

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