✨️ There Is A Light That Never Goes Out ✨️

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn

no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

Being unemployed allows you to access an alternate 'shadow world' beneath our own populated only by retirees

“The cause of the duel is reputed to be an argument over arrangements for the Vienna Musical and Theatrical Exhibition.” - I like these ladies.

uppies-seeking behavior

you've heard of good morning? now prepare for evil morning!!!!!!!! you have to wake up EARLY and get ready for WORK!!!!!!!! 🔥⛓️👹🪦⚔️🧨💥💣☠️🔪⚠️‼️🆘️☄️

reblog to give a trans woman a yummy burger

glad i reached my target audience of ppl showing love to their trans gfs/wives through the power of burger

okay so since making this post i've become the target audience

to all the trans girls reading this: the world is a better place because you exist

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

"the seekers would flirt like birds!" WRONG. the CONSTRUCTICONS would flirt like birds. One of them gets a crush on you and they all immediately get together to build you a house

probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably