The Fun Machine Took A Shit! and Died

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

@alpha-bread

One donut to fool them all 

6. Starbucks doesn’t sell donuts

I can’t stop laughing at this

I got like zero sleep and I’m at work trying to act like a human being and I was nearly moved to tears by a stock photo of a sad businessman

Funkytown was also in Shrek 2.

“the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him” sounds like a richard siken poem but so does squidward’s subsequent line “this time there’s gonna be love. so much that he’s going to drown in it”

#just the three of us- you; me; and this brick wall you built between us#the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma#if i cant have you as a friend im going to make you a trophy#i defy you heart man#this city needs to be destroyed or at least painted a different color (x)

i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in

No windows 9, no iPhone 9. Seven truly did eat 9