everytime we touch.wmv

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

leaves a suicide note that just says Omggggg

I just realized that a lot of my followers don’t even know my whole deal

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us