everytime we touch.wmv

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

i think about this post like. once a week. and i mean that.

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one