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remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

glad to see everyone here is also really Normal

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

cemeteries aren't creepy they're actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

quit laying solitary eggs with penniless dregs and come lay healthy clutches with a wealthy duchess

Spongebob didn’t swallow cum or eat ass or have clinical depression or any of this stuff on these memes he loved his friends and making krabby patties

why is this in past tense spongebob is still alive 

It’s in past tense because he does all of that now

Timothy Chalamet passed away last night after choking on a single frozen unchewed green pea. Family members confirmed his passing in a statement to the media "it's how he liked to eat them"

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments