professional shitposter

they aren’t old enough to go to medical school. this is fraud and they’re all unethical quacks

dont be fucking ageist on my post

answer me this: how high is their kill count

with you, it will be one more.

*insert dragon sweety I’m so sorry meme here*

@ those of you saying this is cute… that’s a feral rat. a feral rat hovered over my head watching me sleep for three hours while trying to figure out how to assassinate me with a longsword. thanks.

While you slept, He studied the blade

Despereaux SNAPPED

this last comment is the only funny one this post has ever gotten thank you for your service

Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

!!!! I hope Patrick isn’t mean for no reason anymore and I still want justice for plankton. My biggest peeve was that Patrick just suddenly was a dick?

me, watching a battle scene: please not the horses. leave them alone. they did nothing wrong. they are the only innocent ones. they don’t deserve this.

honestly this used to upset me a lot as a kid until my mom, who’s worked with horses for many years, told me about how they train the horses in those movies to do things like falling down, kneeling, crawling, or stay laying on the ground after they fall. and how it’s so tough to train a prey animal to do these behaviors and how hard both trainer and horse have to work. so now whenever i see a horse take a hit and go down in a movie, i just think “fucking superb you funky little horse actor”

This perspective made my life 3000% better

fyi there is no such thing as “getting back on track” after the holidays because you were never “off track” you were simply living life because you are a human being and you deserve that

I needed this

I’m waiting for this to get flagged honestly

Bold of you to assume Kirby will be flagged

He looks like a boobie

STOP SAYING THE NAUGHTY WORD

wow i love this

One of the truest things I’ve ever heard is that people who say they’re “brutally honest” are more interested in the brutality than the honesty.

free market baby

Law & Ethics

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm