STOP ONLY THEY/THEMMING ME. HI! I'm Ri! More Info abt me in pinned! (I'm over 18 if it matters!) don't assume I'm online if I'm posting I have the queue on 24 hours lmao. uhhhh about me ig: I have hundreds of stories in my head. Please yell at me to write and draw a lot more often. Still trying to figure things out. If I start talking about animals or stories I really like I will never stop. lcon by @Blinkpen!
This is my wonderful partner -> @tini-panini give a follow as she's new if you want :D
You are absolutely free to go through my blog and spam like and reblog i love that it makes me feel important.
i saw someone say this but like.... clarifying that i didn't buy any fucking tumblr badges these were all free??? i mean theres also like.......... nothing wrong with having them anyway, besides that you think theyre a waste of money and decided this personally offends you i guess
I have a lot of names I like going by, the most common is Ri or Riri!
it/they if we have talked friendly like/are mutuals. No pronouns if I don't know you. sorry ik it's weird but it's what I'm most comfortable with
Additionally PLEASE DON'T refer to me as a girl/lady/woman or a boy/man/guy, you may replace these with creature or dragon if you want. dude and bro is fine.
I reblog silly sex jokes occasionally (that will be tagged as suggestive) but no straight up literal nsfw (art or otherwise) <: ask me to tag anything you'd like me to tag.
Please forgive me if I ever come off weird, or don't get a joke, or get defensive quickly! I'm neurodivergent but try my best to be kind at the very least. Just try to talk to me before you assume the worst, please. 💜 Be prepared that I may have psychosis episodes that I usually delete after, it's all bark no bite and sometimes I just need to ramble it out. I'm also plural i think? it's weird. minds are weird.
Side blogs I use sometimes if that's important:
@Kiss-The-Lawyers (Ace Attorney hyperfocus blog. things breach containment a lot tho)
@shilo-sumac (In character RP blog. Pokemon IRL)
I've made others but I never stick to them long at all. Considering a general oc talking and art blog at some point.
ask me about my ocs i am holding your head in my hands on my knees begging tell me about yours too
i actually like a lot of things i swear its just so hard to list them when i try just, um... ask me about anything maybe youll trigger my special interest trap card
I wanna make friends send me asks (anon is fine too!) or dm me if you want.
no dni, i curate my own experiences online like an adult.
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i’m. killing you. i’m KILLING you. i don’t care about ANYTHING else, i don’t give a SHIT about anything else. i- my programming is just get. that. fucking. guy. right. now.
Not trying to victim blame or anything but you’d think with all the times necromancers have tried/succeeded in raising undead armies the people of Tamriel would’ve stopped burying their dead fully armed and equipped for battle.
Like, I know your great grandpa’s sword was A Part Of Him and all but maybe you could bury SuperDeathblade somewhere not right next to SuperDeathbladeMan. Just in case.
oh, what, so he can get his ass kicked when he inevitably gets raised from the dead?? you want to make great grandpa into a loser? a chump?? if his corpse is going to be puppeteered into battle by a sick and twisted sorcerer then by the nine he is going to do it well
So whenever I remember an embarrassing or shameful thing I’ve done, I ask myself if it was worse than arson. If it wasn’t, and it was 6 or more years ago, I forgive myself.
Also just the comedic shock of going “well, that was a stupid and mean thing I said, but 6 years is the statute of limitations on arson” helps.
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remember, you can drink from a cup or mug in these hard times ☆ use soap ☆ the straw brush is handy for straws ☆ if sponge or brush ain't cutting it, a paper towel cleans edges well ☆ rinse
ADHD affects how I experience time, not how I experience attachment. I love you. I miss you. I just don't realize how long it’s been since I last said that, let alone messaged.
I understand that most normal functioning brains need regular engagement to maintain a bond. Absence doesn’t diminish my affection. My silence isn’t neglect or disinterest. It’s time blindness and object impermanence. The contact gap is purely neurological, not emotional. Thank you for being patient with my inconsistency and holding a seat in your heart for me.
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
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It's actually a bit surprising to me that we haven't seen contemporary meta brainfuck indie games do more than they have with 1990s point and click adventure games' penchant for developer-intended softlocks. That feels like something you could very easily spin as Saying Something.
Honestly, having grown up with this bullshit is probably a big part of the reason I'm fascinated with player-hostile game design. Giving a puzzle three different solutions with fully voiced and animated reactions to each, except two of those solutions render the game unwinnable in ways that won't become apparent until hours later is a level of "fuck you" that most modern games with pretensions of player-hostility can only dream of!
I'm usually loathe to suggest TV Tropes as a resource, but given that only a person who's entirely unacquainted with the genre would be asking that question, a primer is probably warranted. Check out the Unwinnable By Design article and read the preamble for context on the types of softlocks we're discussing, then hit either the "Sierra" or "Infocom" links (yes, those two publishers each have their own dedicated sections!), pop open the "Cruel" tab, and get ready to read some stuff that makes you mad.
A critical piece of context that a lot of modern gamers completely miss is that Douglas Adams' adventure games are works of parody not only in terms of their narratives, but also in the sense that they're rather vicious parodies of adventure games as a genre. Each of their absurdly obtuse puzzles is lampooning some puzzle design trope or set of tropes that was legitimately commonplace at the time they were made, and many of the really nasty bits are crafted specifically to piss off experienced adventure game fans who otherwise wouldn't get caught out by that sort of thing. They're outliers in the genre only in the sense that they're putting forth extra effort to be annoying about it – most games of the type pull the exact same shit entirely without remark!
(Honestly, the player-hostility of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy tends to be tremendously overstated owing to a combination of effective marketing and the fact that it's the only adventure game from that era that any significant number of current-gen gamers have ever actually played. In terms of sheer fuckery it's considerably friendlier than stuff like, say, Codename: ICEMAN.)
GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'."
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