vote for your local fruit basket today!

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously

Not to be a woke blue hair and pronouns millennial shitlib on the main but like it really is inch resting to see the same crowd (I know we ALL know people like this irl) who spent the last decade shitting on the body positive movement for showcasing chubby, fat and average sized women, suddenly clutching their pearls over the complete 180 of this Ozempic + surgeries + fillers era. “She’s gotten so thin and her face looks unrecognizable now! Why can’t people just accept themselves?” Gee yeah no you’re right if only there was a movement that tried to introduce a sort of uhhh positive body image, if you will? Also? What’s wrong, I thought you hated fat women why are you upset that she’s thin now? isn’t this what you wanted why are you crying

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

Baby Name Consultant is the type of job title you'd see people claim to have on HGTV while nitpicking 3 different multi-million dollar houses.

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

you have to consciously unlearn racism and continue to watch for it because it will come out without realizing. because so much of society is structured around it. shrugging and going "i dont care" or "i dont know how else to say it" means you are okay with being racist and hurting other people with how much you dont give a shit about them.

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

ahhh so you're shown to be capable of recognising that people's trauma can make them act irrationally and unpleasantly! you recognised it in the white man! can you also recognise it in the brown woman? no? she's mean and bitchy and uncaring? i see

women are half of everyoneeee wdym the other half oppressed and subjugated us throughout all of history and still do in most places of the world. it’s half of everyone .

why do male doms on here all talk like sephiroth

“Using you to feed my unquenchable hunger” shut the fuck up alucard, you’re making eating pussy sound cringe