vote for your local fruit basket today!

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

i love sibling estrangement as horror. Only one person in the entire world has been through what youve been through and they deny it . Awesome

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

victim on victim violence

No dogpiling of a famous woman is neutral in a world where famous men can commit the worst atrocities against humanity imaginable and still have a career

Honestly it boils down to reparenting yourself & rewiring your own neuronal pathways & telling yourself a firm “stop” when you notice your mind slipping down negative loopholes & being present in the moment & enjoying being mid task rather than waiting for it to end & not thinking of inertia as your baseline and natural way of living

So tempting to keep embarking on the same self destructive cycle over & over & over again . But at some point you have to put ur foot down w ur own behaviors & be the thing that truly saves u

Nobody quite knows what to do with a woman who actually understands how sexy she is in her most comfortable, least inconvenienced state. It's always cut her down or objectify her, there's no positively connotated middle ground like we have for confident men who are generally considered attractive. Nobody seems to remember that women are sexy by simply being. How unfortunate this is!