“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

so much of people's need for identity is rooted in wanting 2 control others' perception of them ... let it go

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

if you're about to reblog this post seeking approval for shaving your legs, please close the tab containing this post and go watch a gillette ad or smth cause you're not gonna get it from me

If you were to describe any other group as an animal, it would be bigoted. When misandrists call men pigs, its meant to be insulting. You call a brown man a monkey and it's rightfully racist. Refer to a Jew as a rat and it's anti-semetic but refer to a woman as bitch and somehow, it's empowering? "oh, but we reclaimed it!!" When did we decide to reclaim a slur for 50% of the population. Did I miss the meeting. Where was my invite. Was there a vote.

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

ordered groceries instead of a meall and am being forcefully reminded how severe my executive dysfunction is. neat

i got up and cooked but i wish i had gotten ingredients for a different meal instead