don't panic

our age of bronze is collapsing, the age of iron struggles to be born... now is the time of sea peoples

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

i bet it feels good as fuck to start swaying on your feet after overtaxing your magic reserves

They need to invent jobs that it makes sense for 27-30 year olds to have

so awesome how there's an animal called a gooey duck & it's spelled geoduck for some reason & it's a humongous clam for some reason

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

I know that Ea-nasir is like a meme these days but it is wild that we have complaint letters from 1750 BC. That's over three thousand years before the release of Belgian techno anthem "Pump Up the Jam".

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was discovered by accident during the Apollo program when NASA discovered what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

Windows Vista was kind of a 'canary in the coal mine' situation for all of humanity

being raised by militant creationists unlocks a secret and beautiful feeling called evolution euphoria which is when you love evolution so so so much because it's true. i don't think people raised in secular environments can even imagine what evolution euphoria feels like so just trust me on this one