don't panic

They should get a bunch of the really bad directors lined up, I'm talking like ari aster oz perkins emerald fennell mike flanagan just the absolute worst in the game right now, they should round them all up and assign each of them a section of the old testament and tell them make something happen. If there's any character overlap in their assigned sections they'll need to compromise on casting to maintain cross-film consistency, like if Emerald casts Jacob Elordi as his namesake for her adaptation of Genesis 25-32 then Oz will have to grin and bear it and dress him up in a big white beard for the Joseph movie. It'll be like the beatles biopics but also like a group project to teach them how to collaborate with their peers. Also I think Mike should get the garden of eden so that Eve (Victoria Pedretti) can say something like "The serpent loved us" and we can spend a few weeks talking about how annoying it was. Ultimately I will admit that this is mostly just for me this is mostly just something that would happen to please me

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

official michigan post

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

I think someone just shot Charlie Kirk

can we not spread rumours before the facts have been settled please

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............