don't panic

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

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WHAT THE FUCK

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

They should get a bunch of the really bad directors lined up, I'm talking like ari aster oz perkins emerald fennell mike flanagan just the absolute worst in the game right now, they should round them all up and assign each of them a section of the old testament and tell them make something happen. If there's any character overlap in their assigned sections they'll need to compromise on casting to maintain cross-film consistency, like if Emerald casts Jacob Elordi as his namesake for her adaptation of Genesis 25-32 then Oz will have to grin and bear it and dress him up in a big white beard for the Joseph movie. It'll be like the beatles biopics but also like a group project to teach them how to collaborate with their peers. Also I think Mike should get the garden of eden so that Eve (Victoria Pedretti) can say something like "The serpent loved us" and we can spend a few weeks talking about how annoying it was. Ultimately I will admit that this is mostly just for me this is mostly just something that would happen to please me

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

official michigan post

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

I think someone just shot Charlie Kirk

can we not spread rumours before the facts have been settled please