I'm not okay (I prommy)

how come u have a dish washing sponge in your bathroom

Tru u are very observant. Thts attractive. I actually didn’t notice. but listen life is a highway yknow. Never answer why things are. Thts jst cause and effect. The basic mechanic of life. Why things are is not important. The true question is…would u wobble on me in the club until my foreskin bled?

*is forced to wear this and parade myself around town and children throw rotten produce at me*

begging fellow nonblack people to take antiblackness seriously. this includes digital blackface. why are all your memes and reaction images depicting Black people showing any sort of emotion. why do you find it acceptable to use AAVE as a "joke". remove your head from your ass and ponder that for a moment.

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

i can’t believe people ever called tumblr an echo chamber or a “hugbox”, i have never in my life been exposed to a group of people so thirsty to disagree with you. why did someone just say they wished they could crucify me bc i said i liked oat milk best. we all need to learn some lessons about friendship here

I mostly post the good things about having a kid but god damn this fucking sucks he won’t stop crying and begging for the fart gun from despicable me because he saw it at the store and now saw it on the movie. I’m going insane but I understand he’s very emotional right now. Still though why are kids so annoying sometimes, he’s not normally like this with random shit he sees at the store.

it'll always peeve me when bad historical and political decisions are attributed to some abstract collective flaw in humanity. "oh my god why did they/we do that." who tf are you talking about? that was the capitalists' profit motive, dawg. regular people didn't have a say in all that. in most cases those regular people said "aw man what the fuck why would you do that to us" before bearing the brunt of the consequences for choices they were kept from participating in.

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

As a pharmacist I support whatever system you use to take your meds, but please make sure not to mix new refills with old pill batches in your bottles; heat suppressants don't work as well once expired

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

World Heritage Post