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iShowTheWakingWorldAnAncientStar

iShowDarkPathsUnfolding

iShowSecretDinnerTechniques

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txttletale

every time i watch some piece of media about how abused children need to put in the work to understand their poor put upon parents i think about the scene in the asoue netflix show where klaus is told his shitty boss had a terrible childhood and says "i'm having a very terrible childhood right now". like damn gottem pack it up we can stop doing this narrative in film and literature now

fishpondfish

last night was an anthony bourdain gif

chicken-delight

i have tested positive for tzatziki

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pjackk

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

pjackk

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

toddsolondz

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

eggcup-deactivated20180129

damn. True

anarqueeen

touys is officially going free to play. prepare for microtransactions in your playing pretend

tvdaughter

anyone else feel like a very maladjusted young alien girl child wearing the skin of a grown woman

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halllsev

I think that’s a yorknew arc poster hahaha

contemptible-scoundrel

AVERAGE BORDERLANDS GUN:

Two-Fer' Throbbing Boomsploder

comically dense design, looks like a cast iron nerf gun. painted magenta and gold

[meme reference that was dated before the games target demographic was even born]

first shot fires seven sticky bombs in an oscillating X pattern, each sticky bomb chains lightning to a nearby enemy before detonating,

completely useless because there's a rifle that shoots normal bullets that scale off of every stat simultaneously

AVERAGE DESTINY GUN:

Smelvin's Adjudication

abstract depiction of a bullpup rifle, magwell appears to be completely detached from the gun itself

"a single word is engraved on the inside of the receiver. "michael-2""

after several rapid headshot kills with another gun while suffering from a void or strand elemental debuff, you gain the ability to aim down sights 25% faster for 5 seconds

oppressively meta to the point that people will try to kill you in real life if you use it in pvp

contemptible-scoundrel

AVERAGE WARFRAME GUN:

Balalala Prime

vaguely gun-shaped tumescent mass of rounded plastic and metallic scrollwork

"Decimate your foes with Sirius and Orion Prime's exquisitely-crafted signature rifle."

hitscan automatic rifle

0.2% use rate because you have to actually point it at things to kill them

1/5 riven disposition in perpetuity

crowcolonthree

It's been said that during the set up time for a live concert in 1972, fans saw a mysterious glow eminate from behind the curtains of the stage. Some fans speculate this may have been Ringo Starr "activating" his Elf Stones, which are powerful magical artifacts awarded to him by elves.

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