yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

I haven’t reblogged something related to Warrior cats since like 2012 but this is fucking hilarious

hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*

normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg

What’s an iPod?

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

A cougar licks another cougar. Both are very concerned. 

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[id: screenshot of a prompt notification to "Use Discord overlay in-game" over the up right corner of an excel sheet /end id]

the "you aren't friends" really sells it.

asserting dominance

My anthropologist partner dislikes the 1.20 update because it refers to pieces of pottery as "shards" rather than the correct term, "sherds"

r/stupiddovenests features so many mourning doves which is insane to me i didnt know they were so bad at this. always thought the bad nests was a feral pigeon thing

birdbrained