reinvent love

they call me the bad music liker. for reasons that are unclear

they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com

the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone

you should be able to plug cables and shit into a basketball for no reason

changing my mind since nobody likes my idea my new idea is nobody should be able to do anything on earth at all

reblog this and tell me your favorite album written and performed by a woman?

this is all being filtered through my lens btw.

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice