reinvent love

they call me the bad music liker. for reasons that are unclear

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

height check. how tall are you people in my phone

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

ice berg lettuce explained