The promise of distant horizons...

My Roman Empire will forever be how once Aziraphel said "You go too fast for me, Crowley." And, at the end, they ran out of time.

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

#you can argue about whether or not it’s a poem#but the scrapped presidential speech in the event of a failed moon landing#it haunts me in ways little writing ever has

so you’re telling me rob wilkins, executive producer of all three seasons of good omens, of the “aziraphale wanted crowley to kiss him again” fame, hated good omens s3. you’re telling me that filming for s3 wrapped in february 2025 and at the ineffable con in august 2025 rob wilkins said two things: “nothing can top the kiss... apart from... i can't talk about season 3 can i" and that there’s no reason for there not to be more aziraphale and crowley, they have their lives to live together going forward. you’re telling me that in august 2025 it was also revealed that post production was still ongoing, meaning that s3 hadn’t yet been finalized into its final cut. not even mentioning the layers of neil gaiman psychological torture this entire thing fucking goes… you’re telling me rob was EXCITED after filming but DISAPPOINTED after the release? do you know what i say to all of that? #rwse. do you know what that means? ROB WILKINS SECRET ENDING

He's also been posting cryptic tweets about being silenced btw...

I’M SORRY?

Crowley, a demon, standing in the Garden of Eden next to Aziraphale, an angel, who he will spend the next 6000 years pining for: it’s just funny to me that God would put the one thing you’re not allowed to have right in front of you, like what’s that about

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

version of good omens 3 where aziraphale & crowley actually interact with jesus, and jesus tells them all about how he learned to find the lady. he’d be excited to show crowley, like “look! i did it!” and aziraphale (famously a magic & tricks lover) would love witnessing it and ask to learn how he did it. then when it’s time to face god and the end of everything, aziraphale challenges her to a game: whoever wins gets what they want (in their case, restoring the world and ensuring that heaven and hell can no longer interfere and try to end humanity, maybe even being sent to live among humans themselves just like aziraphale & crowley). and hey, what’s this? the game he has to win is finding the lady? crowley couldn’t win before to get his bentley back, but aziraphale can win now because jesus followed crowley’s “advice” and learned, teaching aziraphale the trick to success after. same way he won crowley’s car back, he’ll challenge the boss and win