living on borrowed time

there's something so deeply dystopian to me how tech companies don't understand that a forced convenience is not a convenience at all. i'm sure autocorrect is helpful for many, but a function that forcibly changes my actual written words and punctuation is taking away my language. photo filters can be nice but i need to choose using them myself or else i have lost the ability to take the picture i want. i don't want a machine to draw or write for me. taking away the option for me to do things manually feels like violence!!!! all this talk of endless opportunity, why are you RESTRICTING me

disgustedly throws youtube autodubbing onto the pyre pile

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

fuck y’all if you laid up with your lil boo rn i hope the ceiling fan fall on y'all

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do