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Masterlist

Prompts list list

What I will and won’t do:

Will:

Fluff

Angst

Hurt/comfort or angst/ no comfort

Won’t:

Smut

Non con

Incest

Sexual assault

I will write for:

Dc

Marvel

Dmc

X men

One piece

Wind waker

Hsr

More to come…

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You: *after serving someone* have a nice day!

Lohen: *just stares at the person from over your shoulder*

Random: who’s-

You: that’s just lohen, he’s sweet.

Random: in what way?

Reader: he got rid of people who chat shit about me one time, claiming they were on some sort of expedition.

Lohen: a long, long expedition.

Random: …

*the next week the very group of people does come back from their expedition…what did you think happened?*

#genshin impact x you #genshin impact imagine #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact incorrect quotes #incorrect genshin quotes #genshin incorrect quotes #lohen x y/n #lohen x you #lohen x reader #lohen imagines #lohen imagine #gi x you #gi x reader

You: what’s your body count?

Lohen: in the thousands.

You: oh you’re a slut!

Lohen: oh that’s what you meant by body count! Oh then just you then. *smiles*

You: *scoots away but secretly intrigued* what did you think I mean you little freak you.

#genshin impact x you #genshin impact imagine #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact #gi x you #gi x reader #lohen x reader #lohen x you #lohen x y/n

He-man: are you alright? *kneels down in front of you, hand outstretched, concerned*

You: are you my heaven?

He-man: no, just he-man.

You: I fear I can’t walk at the moment *raises arms* mind helping me, he-man.

*adam holds you in his arms*

Teela: they were asking you to carry them.

He-man: oh *looks at you in his arms and shrugs* I don’t mind carrying them a little more.

#he man #he man x reader #he man imagines #he man imagine #he man 2026 #he man x you #he man x y/n #adam glenn x reader

Majima: how do I look *walks out in a leopard print knee high dress, pink eyeshadow, nude pink lipstick, wig and absurdly high heels*

You: hmmm *looks him over in fashion before pulling out a pink feather boa and puts it over his shoulders* better, now go get him sweetheart.

Majima; I love it when you help me with my plans to get to kiryu.

You: gotta support your hobbies somehow

#yakuza x reader #yakuza imagines #yakuza imagine #incorrect yakuza #yakuza incorrect quotes #goro majima x reader #goro Majima imagines #goro Majima imagine #goro Majima x you #goro Majima x y/n

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Dante: you’ve got something on your face *kisses it off your nose*

You: thanks Dante!

Nero: hold still, you’ve got something right here *kisses the corner of your mouth*

You: smooth Nero, smooth.

Vergil: you’ve got something on your face, go clean yourself up. *leaves*

You:

Phainon is the type to say ‘you’ve got something on your face, close your eyes’ just to get a sneaky kiss.

#hsr x gender neutral reader #hsr x you #hsr x y/n #hsr imagines #hsr imagine #hsr x reader #hsr #honkai star rail imagine #honkai star rail x gender neutral reader #honkai star rail imagines #honkai star rail x reader #honkai star rail #phainon imagine #phainon imagines #phainon x you #phainon x y/n #phainon x reader

A lot of you act as if filtering out shit you don’t like is in the hands of god. Like it’s a tv remote on a coffee table a couple inches away from you, and not in the fucking settings.

Say you’re either a) lazy cunt.

B) stupid cow who just wants something to bitch and moan about, go fuck off to TikTok or something to complain bc all you’re going to get here is being blocked by people sick of this shit. You might as well make your own tag called; ‘I’m too lazy to use the filter tool because my whole personality is to make everyone else as miserable and or rage baited by my unemployed bullshit’

Wanderer: *walks over to you, sits down and looks about before resting his head on your shoulder*

You: what the fuck is happening-

Wanderer: *takes his head off your shoulder and moves away* you ruined it.

You: *looking baffled* RUINED WHAT?!

#wanderer x you #wanderer imagine #wanderer x reader #wanderer imagines #wanderer #genshin impact imagine #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact x you #gi x reader #gi x you #gi imagines #gi imagine

Vergil: move.

Dante: this is my seat. Pick another one.

Vergil: but I want the one you’re on, move.

Dante: *leans back on his chair on two legs* no-

Vergil: *uses Yamato to knock the chair to the floor, knocking Dante off, before taking the chair and sitting down*

Dante: (name) help me!

You: nope, this is a sibling matter.

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allthingswhumpyandangsty

if you leave this kind of comment on any fanfic writer’s work or if you think this shit is okay and isn’t the reason more and more writers are choosing not to share their works with your entitled ass for free anymore, you should be ashamed of yourself.

if you suspect a fic is ai and if that bothers you, quietly close the tap and leave the fic. no one forces you to stay.

Wanderer: you’re so stupid it’s honestly funny.

You: so you think I’m funny?

Wanderer: …

Reader when wanderer:

#wanderer x reader #wanderer x you #wanderer imagines #wanderer imagine #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact imagine #gi x reader #genshin impact x reader

Might be me looking too deep into it but when Steve managed to lift thors hammer by a tiny bit, shows that he’s worthy but has a lot of things to maybe unlearn, baggage that needed to be checked and dealt with, and then and only then would he truly be worthy of wielding the hammer.

Meanwhile Tony was a man who profited off of war and made weapons to kill others, yeah no wonder he couldn’t lift it…no matter how much he atoned for it doesn’t erase the blood, also Natasha kinda knew she couldn’t lift it, Tony should’ve taken a page out of her book ngl…

Characters I tho l who could hypothetically lift it, even by a smidge/ characters I want to be seen as worthy;

Bob Reynolds.

Sam Wilson

T’challa

Adam warlock

Mrs marvel

Peter Parker/ miles morales

Foggy Nelson

It’s funny seeing how fast people will argue with you over a fictional character as though you’ve insulted a family member.

(I saw a post where iroh is being called a war criminal/warmonger and people were MAD. Yet…he was in the fire nation army, he was called the dragon of the west…I fear we’re not listening nor utilising our media literacy here…he’s wise because of the things he’s done and regretted. You don’t get that wise by being born good.)

If you like the show or the book series ‘off campus’

….unfollow me right fucking now.

The author is lesbophobic and misogynistic. I’m not here for her shit and I’m not here for you either.

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Vergil shows off his power and skills to you on hunts because it’s a mating ritual for demons, only the strongest get the favour of the mate. Send tweet.

#dmc x you #dmc x reader #dmc imagine #dmc imagines #dmc #devil may cry x y/n #devil may cry x you #devil may cry x reader #devil may cry imagines #devil may cry imagine #vergil sparda x you #vergil x you #vergil sparda imagines #vergil sparda imagine #vergil imagines #vergil imagine #vergil sparda x reader #vergil x reader

Supposed ‘dmc fans’ who hate the ndmc show.

Get off your high horse so I can kick your teeth down your throat and curb stomp your head into the ground. (But also thank you for hate watching the show and giving ME season 3, you brain dead parasites)

The anime isn’t an adaptation of the games, I knew that going in, yet you didn’t? Wow, I can tell you didn’t pay attention in school much.

Also here’s a picture of Vergil using a gun in dmc3 for people who want to claim that he doesn’t/ wouldn’t use one, it’s not his main weapon but he HAS USED ONE BEFORE.

The hate towards this show is SOOOOOO FORCED.

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