Hiatus…again

Prompts list list

What I will and won’t do:

Will:

Fluff

Angst

Hurt/comfort or angst/ no comfort

Won’t:

Smut

Non con

Incest

Sexual assault

I will write for:

Dc

Marvel

Dmc

X men

One piece

Wind waker

Hsr

Lohen: in the thousands.

You: oh you’re a slut!

Lohen: oh that’s what you meant by body count! Oh then just you then. *smiles*

You: are you my heaven?

He-man: no, just he-man.

You: I fear I can’t walk at the moment *raises arms* mind helping me, he-man.

*adam holds you in his arms*

Teela: they were asking you to carry them.

You: hmmm *looks him over in fashion before pulling out a pink feather boa and puts it over his shoulders* better, now go get him sweetheart.

Majima; I love it when you help me with my plans to get to kiryu.

You: thanks Dante!

Nero: hold still, you’ve got something right here *kisses the corner of your mouth*

You: smooth Nero, smooth.

Vergil: you’ve got something on your face, go clean yourself up. *leaves*

You:

Say you’re either a) lazy cunt.

You: what the fuck is happening-

Wanderer: *takes his head off your shoulder and moves away* you ruined it.

Dante: this is my seat. Pick another one.

Vergil: but I want the one you’re on, move.

Dante: *leans back on his chair on two legs* no-

Vergil: *uses Yamato to knock the chair to the floor, knocking Dante off, before taking the chair and sitting down*

Dante: (name) help me!

You: so you think I’m funny?

Wanderer: …

Reader when wanderer:

Meanwhile Tony was a man who profited off of war and made weapons to kill others, yeah no wonder he couldn’t lift it…no matter how much he atoned for it doesn’t erase the blood, also Natasha kinda knew she couldn’t lift it, Tony should’ve taken a page out of her book ngl…

Characters I tho l who could hypothetically lift it, even by a smidge/ characters I want to be seen as worthy;

Bob Reynolds.

Sam Wilson

T’challa

Adam warlock

Mrs marvel

Peter Parker/ miles morales

….unfollow me right fucking now.

Get off your high horse so I can kick your teeth down your throat and curb stomp your head into the ground. (But also thank you for hate watching the show and giving ME season 3, you brain dead parasites)

The anime isn’t an adaptation of the games, I knew that going in, yet you didn’t? Wow, I can tell you didn’t pay attention in school much.

Also here’s a picture of Vergil using a gun in dmc3 for people who want to claim that he doesn’t/ wouldn’t use one, it’s not his main weapon but he HAS USED ONE BEFORE.

Dante -in devil trigger- nudges you with his horned head when he’s needy and wants your attention. Growling when he doesn’t get it, which ends up with him pawing at you.

Vergil nudges you when he senses danger, he wants you out of the way, it’s a protective thing for him and he doesn’t want you getting in the cross fires. He’s strong enough to protect you but trauma is trauma. He’d growl low when you don’t heed his warning, so he pushes you away with his wing or picks you up by his tail and moves you elsewhere. Please listen to the big blue demon he’s trying to keep you alive. Thanks.