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jame7t

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

jame7t

not me though. im girl with tanktop

foldingfittedsheets

I've never orgasmed before, i feel pretty broken. i get so so so close and warm but i stop breathing and just get extremely tense

i'm just tired of feeling kind of broken tbh </3

do you have tips for when it gets super warm but breathing is really hard???

You’re definitely not broken, it can be hard especially when you’re really anxious over the result. My advice in this case is stop trying to reach a conclusion. Relax and even try to resist if you feel something building up. Hold onto the sensations as long as you can and if you’re not straining toward that target it can often wash over you without you even trying. There’s also different types of stimulation and erogenous zones to explore. If where you’re working isn’t getting you there try different areas or different combos.

But also as a reminder not being able to orgasm does not mean you’re broken. A lot of people struggle because anatomy is just evolution throwing nerve bundles at a drawing board and then we get to sort through the spaghetti. It’s hard and it takes time. Even into my thirties I’m still finding new things about myself, you’re never done learning and it’s never too late to start.

#sex talk

yanavaseva

I’ve seen what’s on your mind. I know it well, a tale as old as time. You’re infatuated with what I represent to you. You'll eventually find something else to obsess over. At least the view is great. I... appreciate the moment.

(I was at it again, torturing myself with insane amounts of small details. Why do I draw heavily textured or intertwined details on most elf outfits? I just imagine it's something they'd culturally have because of historical and psychological reasons.)

yanavaseva

Ahh. I still like how this looks but *someone* kept telling me how much he dislikes every picture featuring this lady (he said she has "capitalist lips"!) and it ruins my incentive to include her anywhere :( In case anyone was wondering (probably nobody).

I guess I'll give an in-universe explanation of her absense as "yeah the situationship was complicated".

rhube

Fuck that guy; sounds like misogynist nonsense to say a shape of lip is 'capitalist'. I would block for the sake of your mental health. I hope you're able to find joy in this character again. I know how hard shitty comments like that can hit, even if you know them to be bullshit.

yanavaseva

To be honest, the comments stuck out to me more because the guy actually likes my art and most of the characters I draw, he wasn't a random internet commenter. So it felt like I must've really messed up somewhere. He would later bring up the mean girl boss babe character he'd imagined whenever I drew her, doing cartoonishly mean girl consumerist things. Eventually he apologized for insisting on this hypothetical persona and said that could be some different character and not the one from the paintings, but at this point the jabs had sapped a lot of the joy out of putting her in pictures.

But people left very encouraging comments so it's nice to see that there's nothing wrong with her vibes.

flightsofwonder

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

flightsofwonder

why does this have 85K notes

randomslasher

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

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hukidamari-sketch

(rkgk) study

fitnessadvicethatfitsinyourlife

Drinking soda is better than drinking nothing all day. Eating ice cream for dinner is better than eating nothing for dinner. Eating salsa is better than having no produce in your diet at all.

Water is way more hydrating than soda, but soda is more hydrating than nothing. A balanced meal is way more nutritious than ice cream, but ice cream is more nutritious than nothing.

Something is better than nothing. Some hydration is better than no hydration. Some nutrients are better than no nutrients. Some produce is better than no produce.

Don't let societally imposed food guilt trick you into believing that nothing is a better choice. Nourishing your body, however you can, is always the better choice. Fed is best. Always.

pmamtraveller

Lesbian Lovers Kissing In Tiananmen (2006)

the-haiku-bot

Lesbian Lovers

Kissing In Tiananmen

(2006)

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

aggressive-positivity-network

grapnel

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

northern-punk-lad

A team of experts have said the condition could even be underdiagnosed.

So not only is their not evidence ADHD is over diagnosed the experts agree it’s under diagnosed

Which most of us already knew

bleachandtea

And yet GPs are randomly cancelling people's established prescriptions based on ~vibes~.

Proof again that a GP is by definition not an expert on anything and shouldn't be treated like one.

18thcenturythirsttrap

Also proof that all the Government and media spin about 'overdiagnosis' is exactly that, spin created to justify cuts to practical and financial support.

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dalenthas

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

log6

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

ostolero

finelythreadedsky

transandrogyny--turtlebug

"Trans men will never understand what it's like to have thousands of nazis attack you" Girl has no interest in the oppression of anyone but people like herself like

You look up Elliot Page and it's like the second thing that pops up

#transandrophobia

sudaca-swag

as a woman in the ozempics era you HAVE to have friends who eat normally (3-4 meals a day, no girl dinner bullshit) and who are always down to going to cafes and eating burguers and fries and stuff, I cannot stress how vital for your mental health it is to have friends with whom you feel free to say you're hungry at any time and with whom you feel free to eat as much as you want

kafkaesquegf

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

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mctreeleth

they need to make a menstrual cup with a tap on the end. vampire fratboys should be able to do a keg stand off my vagina.

mctreeleth

thanks for the advice tumblr but this post doesn't actually need to be seen i'm just trying to unburden my soul of it like it's some sort of dark passenger i need to exorcise out

sanguine-scales

i think something a lot of people don't get is that years of mocking your child, even in jest, does in fact tend to get under their skin

sanguine-scales

a decade or two of even light verbal harassment is very much accentuated when it's an authority figure you are in every meaningful way subservient to

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