Huh? What? I exist?

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

genuinely insane how difficult it is to participate in your own life

I can’t wait until my sense of taste is back. This cup of tea tastes like hot water. :(

Don’t worry, that’s normal for tea.

My senses have returned and tea tastes normal again.

So, like hot water then?

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

Pepper spray his pussy

Do not.

you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*

Kratos would be so proud of the amount of disrespect Odysseus gave Poseidon. Because jesus christ, the man beat Poseidon with his own trident until he was begging for mercy on the ground.