Enjoy your gender. Whatever it may be

It's almost 5 am. I am still on the couch.

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

favorite type of word: names of genres that tell you nothing without context. literary fiction. popular music. interactive fiction. lets invent a new genre called experiencable media

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

Love how the fact that sexual dimorphism was introduced after this comic retroactively makes this Pikachu mlm.

watching massive franchises bomb at the box office while Backrooms has made $212 million on a $10 million initial budget has brought me hope for the future of cinema

audiences do NOT want Star Wars slop, audiences want a movie made by a guy who really wanted to make a movie

the twelve foot tall werewolf girl with the footlong cock would actually appreciate it if you let her be the bottom tonight.