Those two are PTA menaces in completely different ways and it’s delicious.

First to face off, we have Shane “raised by Yuna Hollander” Hollander. He’s been treasurer five years in a row because after his first two year term ended no one ran against him again. He has SPREADSHEETS FOR EVERYTHING. He prices out vendors for events himself. His dad works for the treasury board of Canada. He thinks nickeling and diming Sharon over the paper goods for the staff party is doing a good job. He is going over every detail for the big fundraiser with the venue staff in person. Twice. Half of the PTA loves him and half hates him, and they all zone out during his treasurer’s report because it’s fifteen minutes too long. Teachers and staff love him because teacher appreciation gifts from the school have improved significantly over his reign.

Ilya Rozanov, professional ragebaiter with the heart of a marshmallow, mostly uses these meetings to settle school yard disputes. “Yes, heard that your Olivia called my Emma name yesterday. Made Emma cry. Is very not nice.” (Never mind the girls made up half an hour later and Olivia is coming for dinner tomorrow.) Questions every move the principal/head/dean makes. “Change in . . . what is the word? Curriculum. Is necessary? Because data says no more effective than . . .” (He has access to Google.) “Not enough shade on playground. Liam comes home sunburned. We raise money for that? Shane?” Flirts with staff at school sponsored events. (“Ilya, no.” “What? I make Ms. Cooper’s day! She is very kind and pretty.” “Rozanov.”)

Oh gawd every time you think it's over it gers BETTER

add to it that ilya loves resting his head in peoples laps, getting his hair played with.. and has an oral fixation

so what i am saying is that ilya loves, loves, LOVES! cockwarming shane - sometimes they just chill on the couch, watching a renovation show or a movie ilya isn’t particularly interested in so while he rests his head in shane’s lap he simply turns around, tugs shane’s sweats down and puts shane’s cock in his mouth

they stay like that for a long time, ilya gets all floaty and sleepy bc shane’s hand is stroking through his hair, lightly scratching at his scalp and his cock is in his mouth

hang it in the louvre

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin