bits and pieces

you vastly overestimate the danger that strangers pose and there are many institutions which benefit from you believing that

the base level of my hierarchy of needs is seeing florence and the machine live 

Tumblr is collectively doing this thing where we’re an old woman in the village minding our business and making our soup but the new gentrified neighbors want to come over and see if we’re interested in starting a Home Owner’s Association and so now we gotta pretend to be a crazy old lady who does devil sacraments and maybe will come to stand in front of their house at night and stare in their windows if they talk to us.

you say that like we didn't before - it's soup by day, sacrament by night

A granny in the sheets, Baba Yaga in the streets

I want that on a t-shirt.

“theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!” hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the

this post is making straight people mad keep reblogging

Once again we bring you Tumblr’s One Joke

I go outside regularly

no you don't

okay fine I go outside weirdly

when two musicians sing into the same microphone and lean in very close to each other... like omg are you guys gonna kiss now to relieve the homoerotic tension?😳

THIS IS NOT ABOUT ONE DIRECTION I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS "HARRY" PERSON IS GO WATCH BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND CLARENCE CLEMONS KISS ON STAGE RIGHT NOW