what's happening gamers

I'm about to become a viral sensation. That's right, the doctor said I'm infectious

I'm in your computers

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*

We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.

Back when I first played Fallout: New Vegas in 2010 I didn’t know that “and that’s all she wrote” was an expression and I was trying to figure out who’s this ‘she’ that Doc Mitchell was talking about.

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

#it’s been done

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

it was my bachelor’s degree 😑

having a snuggable animal in your home is like a constant minigame of ancestral persistence hunting, every morning this beast is getting yoinked from various parts of the house to indulge our daily ritual of bringing him back to bed for cuddling purposes. im like the doom guy in hell meme but instead of ronald reagan im looking for my cat

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

wish there was a way to be like, hey I didn't want to pay for your streaming service subscription for this show so I watched it free on a shady pirate streaming site, I liked it so here's a one time payment of ten bucks, consider making a season two (which I'll also be watching free on a shady pirate site)

We used to call this "buying DVDs."