Clai’ds thoughts

I heavily fw bro

i literally couldnt give less of a fuck about gaming

“game is on”? yeah? “ghlf”? what is it like to lock yourself 30 minutes in the bathroom trying to piss a small droplet like youre pissing your heart out by desperately yelling at your dick and swinging it like an elephants trunk

what does this mean im having a stroke

a tale as old as time

could happen to any of us really

yeah it's me.. Coke whore.. I bet you thought i died at SeaWorld. Well me and that whale are friends now

last night we let the virtual yogurt talk

I actually love it when the bus driver goes fast af and runs the red lights like fuck it were youngggggg

Age 31 pretending to be asleep in the back off the car so my crusty & dead as fuck grandparents carry me inside

no dad that's YOUR dream. i'm gonna make it as an alcoholic

Real cool dude in fact let me call up my buddy olaf from frozen to ask if he gives a fuck