Alexander

crazy how we can’t save anyone or help anything ever and we’re - (hears a rustle ) (looks around) is someone there

black mackerel tabby with low white spotting, black spotted tabby with low white spotting

you forgot the attacking and violence

so the synopsis of The Ring is: you will die 7 days after watching this videotape. my question is does that apply to rewatching the tape. let's say I watch the tape, wait 6 days, and watch it again. does the timer reset to 7 days? can I do this indefinitely? can I become functionally immortal by watching the evil videotape on a weekly basis?

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

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