Alexander

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

so apparently that feeling of lethal nausea is called hunger

wiping my cheeto dust hands on your shirt. i want to build a beautiful life with you

SHUT

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

thank you for your input. it’s gonna be worms 🪱👍

whyis this tweet my dead wife

the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

People get so fixated on the rehabilitation of convicted criminals. Nobody ever talks about rehabilitating law abiding citizens. This is because law abiding citizens are a lost cause. The law abiding citizen is beyond redemption.