that’s against the law & you’re gonna have to go to ja👅il

spongebob and patrick deserve what they go through with Squidward sometimes because they don't ever respect that squid's boundaries

i want slayyyter to dress up like augustus gloop and sing in a little german accent and fall in the choclate riverr and get sucked up by the chube

Cant forget my final words were aint no comback gonna come my way since im done for good nobody will see me no more since im fucked for good because im finished and its all i got so im badly over for good

this Tumblr account is going in my will

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

The part of tumblr thats just fandoms for the monkees and csny and M*A*S*H*.... it's like we have our own old folks home