so it goes

1:48 in the morning someone is skating back and forth in the street below my window and grinding on the curb loud as fuckk, awesome

i don't have any butter i'm gonna try making hollandaise with lard

received an email thanking me for touring the building im trying to live in as the first and so far only response to three emails and two phone calls telling them my availability for a tour. i don't even need to bother with the tour i already know i want to live here but for some reason it's required before i can fill out an application. if i miss out on a $1250/mo apt with a full kitchen and dishwasher literally on the same block as my job because their office is understaffed or whatever im gonna fucking scream

i need to remember this grilled steak beef. 1t honey 1T soy sauce 3T acv 4T olive oil 2T rogar 1t fish sauce 1/2t celery seed 1t paprika 1t white pepper 1T mustard powder 2-4T water. thin slice marinate 4hr grill on high 90sec each side

preconceiving notions of my layered bowl microwave dinner. i think its gonna be brussels sprouts on the bottom, then fried potato, then powdered hollandaise sauce mix because im too lazy to even make it, then rice, then various seasonings and LIGHT shredded cheese, then slices of the best steak i've ever made

been watching some interviews regular people type videos with british people in them and they really do say phwoar