so it goes

the croc strap is an incredibly trannsformatively effective piece of technology which i assume they patented because it really should be present on most sandals and slippers

someone just ordered a steak at 5mins to close, declined to request it cooked any particular way, and then got mad when i sent them a rare steak

oh yeah some time this spring i tipped over into being a majority of my life tumblr user

10 years of pokemon go today btw. the summer of pokemon go began one decade ago

cilantro stems and uncut chives is noodles

i lamented having to choose between walking and spending money on a ride after the bus stops running, someone suggests to me i use an app to rent an electric bike or scooter, i point out that every person i know who uses those (even the ones who don't drink) has a story of wiping out and completely eating shit at least once, in response to which the person who JUST SUGGESTED THAT I RIDE ONE informs me that a mutual acquaintance of ours literally had his pelvis shattered in a hit and run while riding a lime scooter the night before last

it was mainly for secondhand ptsd reasons but my dad really had the right idea with planning a vacation every fourth of july weekend and going as far away from all other people as possible for a few days