so it goes

people keep claiming there's something about mary is a great classic movie i need to see but the poster freaks me the fuck out. why did they make her stand like that

the city tore out and is completely replacing the stairs that were my smoke spot for like three years that i still walk down to get to work and i'm afraid they're not gonna finish in time for me to walk down them once before i move next month

i feel like people used to drive around selling ice cream out of vans with a little window in the side now they just put a chest freezer in the back of a pickup truck and call it a day

yearly reminder that book 5 of the dune series introduces genetically engineered all-male dog-human hybrid sex slaves. and they're called futars.

most technically correct and accurate use of a gas station is the machine off to the side to put air in your tires

the problem with having good posture is that there's nothing up there. i'm just staring over peoples heads at empty upper walls or the sky. i could keep my neck and shoulders straight and just look down my nose at people constantly, but even that doesn't really help with objects on tables that i have to touch with my hands