so it goes

people keep claiming there's something about mary is a great classic movie i need to see but the poster freaks me the fuck out. why did they make her stand like that

the city tore out and is completely replacing the stairs that were my smoke spot for like three years that i still walk down to get to work and i'm afraid they're not gonna finish in time for me to walk down them once before i move next month

i feel like people used to drive around selling ice cream out of vans with a little window in the side now they just put a chest freezer in the back of a pickup truck and call it a day

yearly reminder that book 5 of the dune series introduces genetically engineered all-male dog-human hybrid sex slaves. and they're called futars.

most technically correct and accurate use of a gas station is the machine off to the side to put air in your tires

the problem with having good posture is that there's nothing up there. i'm just staring over peoples heads at empty upper walls or the sky. i could keep my neck and shoulders straight and just look down my nose at people constantly, but even that doesn't really help with objects on tables that i have to touch with my hands

i already try to do what i can when i can but if i get an apartment as a white guy in a building called "africatown plaza" i seriously need to pay reparations i need to set up a recurring donation to a charity or donate to a bunch of gfms on here when i pay rent or something

once again i don't really know to what extent my personal feelings represent those of other people my age, because i don't talk to those very much, but whether or not not this is representative of a generational difference, i think the reason i personally am having sex a lot less than people ~20 years older did when they were my age is because gen x people in particular had some weird cultural issue that made them care way too much about getting laid. every 50ish guy and most comparably aged women i talk to for too long haves multiple stories of absolutely ridiculous feats they go through for a CHANCE at having sex that may or may not be good. am i crazy for thinking that most sex isn't worth that much effort?