#my uncle

Eli: "No"

Scott: "Ever?"

Eli: "One time"

Scott: "What happened?"

Eli: "Pops made me take a nap"

Stiles: "You were falling asleep standing up"

Mon Oncle (My Uncle) (1958) Jacques Tati

Me: "see the joke is that the person doesn't understand that there's only 2 people opening the condom, they think it's 4 people because they can't comprehend that each person has 2 hands"

Him: "well I just don't GET IT, why does the condom require 4 people to open it? What's the joke? And what does it have to do with consent?"

Me: "...I mean...well...you're thinking about it too much, the joke is just funny"

Him: "I also dont understand how Will Smith fits into this joke"

Me: "It has nothing to do with Will Smith, the person just used a Will Smith picture to illustrate that each person has 2 hands"

Him: "okay but it still doesn't make sense, I don't get how the joke is funny, there's too much going on"

Me: "you're thinking about it WAY too much"

Him: "im just observing what you showed me"

Me: "omfg RYAN the joke is that the person is purposely acting dense and the other person is over explaining the joke!"

Him: "idk this is stupid"

Me: "you genuinely wouldn't last a single day on tumblr"

Him: "well with complicated jokes like that i wouldn't want to be on tumblr"

Me: "it's really not complicated you're just thinking about it way too much. This might be the one scenario where the curtains are just blue buddy."

This is the joke i was trying to explain to him (yes it's technically a Pinterest post, but its originally a tumblr post so...yk):

💍Childhood memories: Lil Jack at age 3 in 1996 at his uncle's wedding ceremony.

FUNNIEST MOMENT: Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg's son Jack, 3, was the ring bearer. He walked down the aisle and demanded: "Why is Carolyn all dressed up like that?"