The Great Perhaps

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

ok this just appeared on my blog with ample time for you all to prepare because apparently I stumbled across it months ago, and scheduled it to post on september first. executive function TRIUMPH!!!!!!!

Worth noting that tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the greatest burn in history

it’s that time again lads

my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom.

i cannot explain why i started laughing uncontrollably.

i lost my shit at “who’s turning christmas”

WHO’S TURNING CHRISTMAS?

What I find most frustrating is when people don’t understand this! I don’t know if it’s a generation thing, but sometimes I’ll be talking and say “So I was like “are you fucking kidding me” and the person will look at me all horrified and say “you didn’t actually say that, did you?” I said LIKE heidi keep up jesus

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

HE IS BABY

Local Goth Kid Emerges Out of Hiding For Family Gathering

SOMEBODY HELP THEM LMAOO

let them suffer

Bad and naughty fish are placed in the bubble spinner to atone for their sins

Take them to the SHAME VORTEX

NO HELP THEM POOR BABIES

Upon asking my partner apparently they are most likely just playing. We have a porcupine puffer and he quite regularly likes to swim up to the jets and launch himself across the tank just to do it again and again, also chasing bubbles etc they are quite playful silly fish 😂

I watched this video on mute. Then I thought “I wonder what song he’s dancing to?” Spoiler alert: It’s the song you’re thinking of.

Something amazing will happen to you in May 2019.

Yes, give me this energy✨

I can’t believe, in an industry ripe with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists

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You have only made her stronger.

That is the face of a creature who has found her true purpose. 

FUCK

why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god