Moth’s Balls

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

imagine living like a king someday LOL a single night without a ghost in the walls LMAOOO

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki