The Procrastinating Platypus

One big unintended implication of filming every outdoor stargate episode in various Vancouver forests is that somehow every planet in two galaxies was extensively logged 60-100 years ago

#they have so many naquadah mine plots and yet no timber plots#despite that evidently being a booming business for the goa’uld

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

I showed this video to my 2 y/o niece last night and now every time I get out my phone near her she says “chicken. song”

[A bombastic orchestral piece plays, to which the chicken steps in time.]

“Preußens Gloria,” or “Prussia’s Glory” is the song being played

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH.

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

i....found a rare shoegaze tape. legit. band does not exist online. tape is at least 20 years old. This is so Sam

Let's climb a tree with mama

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

little bit of advice: if you can't tell if a post online is a joke, you should always assume that it is not a joke and the op is either an idiot with an inflated ego or is lying on purpose for malicious reasons. in both cases the best course of action is to aggressively correct them and insult them, maybe even threaten to kill them

the buddha taught this