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rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

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voyage-of-the-porn-spreader

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

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imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

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horse that reads Marcus Aurelius

voyage-of-the-porn-spreader

I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad

dinovelvet

shatterpath

The view from Calvin's neighbor's house.

sexysilverstrider

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

medusasstory

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

sophsun1

Holes (2003) dir. Andrew Davis

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ibedressin

Happy Black Fae Day!

I did this as part of a collaboration post with many other wonderful black creatives over on IG. My theme was Warrior Fairy.

Creative Direction and editing by me

Shot by @sachinteng 🥰

boomer-mythology-destroyer

catlips001

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

battebitch-deactivated20200410

what was yesterday, cat?

catlips001

I’m not missing it this year.

nyancrimew

happy raccoon birthday

targetedknowledge

puddlebrigade

you create Miette? you fold her like the paper football? oh! oh! papercuts for mother! papercuts for mother one thousand years!!!

sirellas

Well, this should help.

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soothedcerberus

Smooch for baby AND your grumpy teenager 🔥🔥

#pokemon

sometiktoksarevalid

fatlittlewife

he needed to feel the rain on his skin. no one else could feel it for him, after all.

dogpuppy

rainbow-femme

Hi yes hello it’s me the local wizard, and I- Ok well “evil” feels like a strong word but yes, that’s me. Anyway, I need your help. I know I stole away the kingdoms 12 princesses, that’s my bad. Listen, I didn’t think this through. It didn’t occur to me that having a dozen angry young women from early teen to early 20s and giving them giant powerful wings would be a bad idea.

I know I’m the one who cast the curse but it can still only be broken with true love. I’m begging you, somebody, please come and fall in love with these girls and make them leave, I can’t take it anymore, it sucks so bad. I can’t keep getting viciously bullied by one of the largest living species of waterfowl anymore. I’ve tried running away but they can fly so they just find me. I’m getting nothing done.

I’ll pay you, I’ll grant you wishes, I don’t care, please just come and fall in love with the mean angry women who live in my yard and hate me so bad

itsrainingshadybitches

tygermama

“We heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony.”

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cumdumpstiel

i should be able to file for divorce on another couples behalf

obiwancreampie

say0ranarts

maelle🖼️

#clair obscur: expedition 33 #coe33 #coe33 spoilers #clair obscur spoilers #expedition 33 spoilers

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