probs stressed

Ariana Grande is so funny because she has amazing pipes and no annunciation like she'd be the best singer in the Sims universe hands down

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

we slidin

At that point he’s a passenger too

Happy we slidin season to all who observe

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

I've seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I've seen yet. An old seductress saying "hey kid, don't you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn't give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?" This goes hard as fuck.

"I used to know your daddy." kicks like a mule.

Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist

I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.