zoo wee mama

so many people post like they are from the dimension of No Misogyny because the misogyny all around them just registers to them as fine and normal

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

whenever anyone capitalizes dom in casual posting i’m like lmao ok. there’s nothing on gods green earth that’s worth capitalizing you’ve heard it hear first folks

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

they'd get scott as a guest judge on US drag race and his opinions would honestly kinda suck. kip's friends don't ever let kip live that down

ilya’s most deeply held fantasy is like getting to do a only half-joking rap performance for shane and svetlana in his living room and shane’s most deeply held fantasy is ilya spitting in his mouth after calling him a whore

I think if we keep encouraging Tumblr YA comedy-fantasy authors we can really put a dent in the idea that it's possible for writing to be good

we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

Hey don't cry. Everything Alex Jones has worked to build has been turned into a mockery of itself and every red cent he has ever made or will ever make is owed in debt to the people he hurt.

the thing is i think ilya is fully convinced he could do just about any performance based stunt and he is dead wrong and shane is fully convinced of the same but he is right. ilya is NOT landing the plane but shane is. however if the stunt involves crowd work then shane is OUT and ilya is back in.