zoo wee mama

it's always the dumb fucks getting turned into vampires. can you imagine where we'd be sonically if mozart was immortal

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

used the phrase "i mean, i don't think we're paying enough attention to what the back of that embroidery is going to look like" in a meeting today because if business bros get to throw out meaningless jargon all the time, i! get! to play! too!

i fear we are never making it out of this alive because the greater collective of the human race is still struggling with "maybe we shouldn't openly and explicitly hate women" and the thought of managing to get to "maybe we should actually like and respect women" anywhere in my lifetime feels about as attainable as everyone spontaneously learning to fly

i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?

People of america, when I took office with the mandate to kidnap every gamer neet from their home and force them to dig water retention berms in the desert many said we were crazy. "They'll all die of heatstroke," "their weak bones will snap after an honest days work," "their pallid skin will melt in the sun." Well I stand here today to admit you were all right, my bad.