must we not pay a debt to pleasure too?

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

matching best friends t-shirts idea one says ‘the wound they will carry for the rest of their life➡️’ and the other. just says ‘⬅️best friend’

first they came for me and i was all like "hang on, aren't you guys supposed to come for other people first" but they pointed out that they had to come for someone first and we can't all be the guy from the poem and i couldn't really argue with that logic tbh

love it when characters do a sacrifice play ostensibly to save others but mostly so they don't have to face themselves

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am