Beep beep 🤡

Unfair of my job to expect me to show up when I have arts and also crafts to do

#girl help he’s making the same mistakes over again#and he’s not about to stand there and tell her she can’t because he’s been exactly where she is#btvs 5.17#btvs 7.17#OH! even the numbers match (via disco-tea)

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.

i really cannot stand the character archetype in film of the "unpopular nerdy ugly girl" being portrayed by the most conventionally attractive, thin, clear-skinned actress ever you cannot tell me that amanda goddamn seyfried was some fugly lesbigay loser as a foil to megan fox you cannot tell me beloved babyfaced winona ryder was a social outcast at her school you cannot convince me that rachel sennott and ayo edebiri are notoriously "ugly, untalented gays" even riverdale lampshaded this by fully acknowledging that cheryl shouldnt have starred as carrie in the school play and it shouldve been ethel cause ethel is The Fat One Nobody Likes and ethel even IS chubby enough that you could actually consider her "fat" but she's still an acceptably Cute type of fat but in the end she STILL gets denied the role anyway. real ugly and/or fat girls are straight up not allowed to exist on camera even when the narrative tells you they're there they're not actually there. im just so tired. where is the acne. [flinging myself against the walls of my padded cell] where is the acne where is the acne wwhere is the fucking acne

i be like “it is what it is” then be pissed off for like 4 years

I want to know who on the writing team had a premonition that drake would drop 50 songs

dont ever insult the saw franchise in front of me you are not safe just because its 2026 i am still taking that thing as serious as a heart attack

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

people in-universe in iwtv loving armand as a character because he's written by daniel. who loves him. vs his lackluster writing about lestat, who daniel considers nothingburger. hilarious. devil's minion i love you forever