Beep beep 🤡

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

alicent hightower (NEW)

Having a giggle at Daemon trying to relive his high school glory days by going back to the football field and Luthor having to remind him that all the current players were in Pre-K when he was the quarterback

im sorry it's so funny to me how aemond and aegon are having a telepathic argument about which of them was their mother's favorite child and all the while she literally traded them both in a heartbeat for helaena's life weeks ago

CRISTON WARRIORS NEVER LOSE THAT'S THE BEST CHARACTER EVER WRITTEN THAT'S THE HEART OF ASOIAF THAT'S JAMIE LANNISTERS GREAT GRANDFATHER THAT'S THE BEST WARRIOR THE REALM HAS EVER SEEN THAT'S THE LOVE OF MY FUCKING LIFEEEE

Criston I respect your vision of dying a death so awesome and glorious that your ex hears about it and is sad but unfortunately I just don't think it's in the cards for you

COLETRIOTS WE ARE UP

Cast out by the narrative the path of righteousness leads to nowhere because you walked off the road a long time ago and you are already dead and then ground down by war into pointlessness to the barest archetype a soldier fighting to die for no cause and then an outline a tool a violent act and then not even that anymore a heart that has resolved to stop itself unremembered in the mud and☝️they will sing no songs of it

sorry literally it’s so epic that Westeros’ greatest warrior is a man who came from nothing and attained great glory by the sword only to be completely and fundamentally broken by the war he wanted and caused to the point where he isn’t human isn’t a banner and is just a memory of an archetype in history. A broken man fighting to die. a feast for the crows