Beep beep 🤡

rhaenyra’s harem being her literal uncle, her uncles ex lover, and her stepmother is INSANE. only in the targaryens truly

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

every sunday afternoon this gets like 4,000 additional notes

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

i wonder what they're gossiping about

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

my foot hanging off the bed i don't even care anymore just let the monster take me ...

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

alicent asking rhaenyra to see the boy only to take one look at him and rhaenyra to take one look at her and realise. well. that's not daeron. house of the dragon is a comedy actually