Beep beep 🤡

shout-out to characters who let their childhood friend situationship dictate the course of their life to a degree that spits in the face of any and all reason. they're doing important work.

nothing more embarrassing than holding a blonde man dear in your thoughts. you were supposed to be the enemy.

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet

Another way of putting this is that money doesn't buy happiness, but relief from financial worries ABSOLUTELY buys happiness, and there is a dollar value on that.

the sadistic torturer hates my ass because I cant feel pain and even when I do I dont show it because Im a stone cold motherfucka