Beep beep 🤡

I'm fatally wounded... And it's yours

Oh I hate this so much, incredible job OP

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

my dead wife. the ad free internet

Unfair of my job to expect me to show up when I have arts and also crafts to do

#girl help he’s making the same mistakes over again#and he’s not about to stand there and tell her she can’t because he’s been exactly where she is#btvs 5.17#btvs 7.17#OH! even the numbers match (via disco-tea)

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.