Hockey is fun...

K'ANDRE MILLER IS A STANLEY CUP CHAMPION

and a hearty congratulations to all the canes rpf writers who have been awarded the true prize, which is the set up for a drunk vegas marriage after winning the cup

omg key on the bench with his newborn after the game 🥺

ilya playing the sims. ilya voice look shane i locked hayden pike in basement

Taking a shower when you have chronic fatigue is like +30HP but also —100 stamina

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

the thing is like men and men really cant be friends because the sex part does always get in the way like thats true. and i mean that like im actually dead serious about that

like have you ever seen two straight men attempt to be friends with each other but the gay sex they arent having is literally preventing them from the transformative healing power of friendship. this is real

i dont even mean this in a "they want to fuck each other" way (although many of them do and will never know it) i mean that like the fact that gay sex is even hypothetically possible between them makes it loom over their friendship like it genuinely haunts them that they could be having it. gay sex is the elephant in the room every time they attempt to be emotionally vulnerable with one another, every time they let a hug linger too long. they cannot address its existence and so there is always something in their way, preventing true connection. and that something is the gay sex. that they are not having. the elephant of gay sex

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today