Hockey is fun...

tocchet: and tell him if he can’t even last a full shift then his fatass needs to hustle back to the bench and let someone who can actually skate get on the ice

denver: (long pause) coach says once the puck clears the zone, you can change

matvei: well maybe if he actually put me on my natural wing then I could create some offense. like how am I even supposed to create plays if we are stuck in this stupid dump and chase cycle

denver: (carefully) he says he loves philadelphia and is very grateful to be a flyer

tocchet (narrowing his eyes, suspicious because the words do not match the gestures. but all he hears are charlie brown teacher noises when matvei speaks so he is forced to rely on denver): danny should have traded your lard ass when he had the chance

denver: (deep breath) he says he loves having you on the team and is glad danny drafted you

Also, Mr. Aldrin had an active military career before his astronaut days and i'd say he hasn't forgotten how to throw a damn good punch -- just look at his wide stance

10/10 well-deserved punch

additional info

at the time, Aldrin was 72 years old, 6 foot 2 inches, and 250 pounds. Sibel (the man he punched) was 37 years old

Sibel has made multiple "documentaries" about the moon landing being fake and has repeatedly harassed the astronauts involved, in this instance getting Aldrin to agree to the above meeting by pretending to be doing an interview on space for a Japanese children's television show

Buzz Aldrin's step-daughter was present, and in addition to being poked repeatedly and aggressively with a bible (Sibrel wanted him to swear on a bible that he went to the moon) Aldrin felt the man following them into the hotel refusing to leave them alone might pose a threat to her

So are

colostomy bags

Diapers

insulin pumps

Oxygen systems

rollators

hearing aids

compression garments

prosthetics

FREEDOM AIDS

- service animals

- noise cancelling headphones/ear defenders

- wheelchair attachments

- fidgets

IT’S DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH YALL

Do you ship it?

Reason:

“doomed yaoi. BEST friends for almost a decade, fucking inseparable, and then kreids gets traded to the ducks. AND in during what was supposed to be their reunion game and chris' first time back in msg, ZIBBY IS A HEALTHY SCRATCH. and obviously hockey players hug each other nonstop, but Man it's a lot with them. “fill in the blank: we are complete opposites when it comes to… nothing” AND NOW THEYRE NOT EVEN ON THE SAME TEAM! kreids throwing the tablet out of mika's hands is funny but it's also because HE DIDN'T WANT HIS BEST FRIEND DOUBTING HIMSELF ON A GOOD PLAY! “alltid oavsett” IM SIIIIIICK TO MY STOMACH. ALWAYS REGARDLESS. ALWAYS BEST FRIENDS REGARDLESS OF THE FACT THAT THEY'RE NOT PLAYING TOGETHER ANYMORE!!! i love them possibly even more than they love each other”