Adult, writer of original fiction and fanfiction, fiber arts enthusiast. Pronouns: She/Her
Fandoms: too many to name.
Currently going through a Percy Jackson hyperfixation so if you're here...welcome to the insanity.
Figured I might as well make one of these. Links to the published stories on my ao3 account ~ hauntedwizardtree ~ have been added.
Published Works:
Lucifer TV Series:
Heaven’s Problem Child is Not Lucifer LINK
Summary:
When Lucifer’s youngest brother Michael shows up unexpectedly in the LAPD precinct looking for him, he sets into motion events that have the potential to destroy the life Lucifer’s created for himself on Earth, but hopefully will heal the fractures in his family before it is too late.
That is if his siblings and Parents don’t mess up his plans first.
Chapters: 14/? In progress
Tales of the Gemini: Twin Flames LINK
Summary:
Michael and Lucifer are Twin Flames—one soul that lives split between two separate bodies. Their separation was a matter of survival, for their powers—when they were still physically one—battled inside them to the point of self-destruction.
Their family has never forgiven them for it.
Chapters: 10/? In progress
Tales of the Gemini: Deleted Scenes LINK
Summary:
Deleted Scenes for the different stories in the Tales of the Gemini series.
May not make sense if you haven't read the other stories.
Chapters: 1/?
Encanto:
The Seer and His Mother LINK
Summary:
When Mirabel Madrigal's Door disappeared, it wasn't because she didn't get a Gift, but because she already had a room that had been waiting for her for decades.
Also known as: thanks to time-travelling on the night of Antonio's Gift Ceremony, Mirabel Madrigal is the biological mother of Bruno Madrigal. This would be fine, except that Mirabel's secret Gift turned her into an eldritch creature with a hunger for humans…and Bruno inherited her inhuman nature in addition to his own Foresight.
Chapters: 13/? In progress
Coco:
Hymns for the Missing: A Broken Harmony LINK
Summary:
You shall not covet your neighbor's wife...or anything that belongs to your neighbor. (Exodus 20:17)
...Ernesto de la Cruz was never good about not stealing things that didn't belong to him.
But that doesn’t mean that his crimes can continue to go unpunished.
Chapters: 11/? In progress
Note: Hymns for the Missing is mainly a gender-bent series of male!Imelda (Ismael), female!Hector (Harmonia) and female!Miguel (Micaela). There is one story planned with a male!Coco (Carlos). My Original Characters, Damario Estrella and Ana Caballeros will also feature in them as Hector/Harmonia's parents.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians:
To Wear A Crown of Starlight Link
Summary:
After his wife's death upon the island of Naxos for betraying him, Dionysus found himself unable to reclaim her soul from the Underworld, even after Hades and Persephone both attempted to intervene on his behalf and persuade Ariadne to return to him.
Several thousand years later, Sally Jackson gives birth to a demigoddess, a little girl she names Ariadne for good luck.
Fate has a terrible sense of humor.
Chapter 1/?
Future Fics (Titles and Summary are subject to Change):
Lucifer TV Series:
Tales of the Gemini: Children of a Lesser God
Summary:
A story detailing the trials of the twins Mikael and Samael if Amenadiel had not interrupted his mother's attempt to be rid of them as infants.
Percy Jackson & the Olympians:
Pity Him, Your Helpless Son
Summary:
Luke Castellen is the reincarnation of Hector, prince of Troy. Thalia Grace is was the reincarnation of his wife Andromache. His plans of destroying the gods who neglected him and allowed Thalia to die, whose pride caused Troy to burn are sent to Tartarus the night Percy Jackson enters Camp Half-Blood...a boy who is the reincarnation of Hector and Andromache's infant son, Scamandarius.
The Clownfish AU
Summary:
AU where Sally Jackson is born male, and Poseidon finds a loophole in the oath by being the gestating parent.
The Lightning Thief and the Gorgon Slayer
Summary:
Instead of meeting and being wooed by Poseidon, Sally Jackson, the reincarnation of Princess Danäe, meets Zeus that fateful summer at Montauk beach. She gives birth to the reincarnation of her own son Perseus.
Promises To Keep (Working Title)
Summary:
As she lay dying, Pallas, daughter of Triton swore an oath to return to Athena. She didn’t calculate for it to take 3,000 years and a stolen lightning bolt to finally give her the chance to reunite with Athena.
Nor did she think that her own family would not recognize her.
Hound of the Sea
Summary:
The Summer Poseidon spent with Sally Jackson was perfect—well, nearly perfect. To avoid being caught by Zeus he turned her into a hound for a night and a day. The consequences of this impact not just Poseidon and Sally’s son, but ripples out to touch Fate itself.
Bones of the Earth, Waters of the Sea (working title)
Summary:
Primordials do not fade like Titans, gods or nymphs. They are the Elements, and they will always return in one way or another.
The night Gaia slips into the reincarnation cycle while in her eternal slumber went unnoticed. But her return heralds the fulfillment of prophecies that have languished too long in the hearts and minds of man and god.
Three Times A Pattern
AU where Sally Jackson is the Norse goddess Sigyn, Percy Jackson is her stepson Sleipnir Lokison, Loki died and reincarnated as a Greek demigod, and Poseidon finds out a few thousand years late that the mare that ruined his plan to mess with the Norse pantheon wasn’t an ordinary mare.
Percy Jackson & the Odyssey & EPIC: the Musical Crossovers:
Odysseus Redux: This is looking to be a series of one shots and long-fic where Odysseus is Reincarnated into the Percy Jackson Universe)
Odysseus Redux: Ocean’s Blood, Wisdom’s Treasure
Summary:
The Fates are cruel, and Styx is even crueler: Thalia Grace was punished because her father broke his oath. Percy Jackson is the punishment.
With a daemon that has been settled for as long as he can remember, and with the knowledge of and faint impressions of a previous life he was not allowed to forget, Percy Jackson is forced to navigate the world of gods and monsters after being accused of stealing a Lightning Bolt—the same world that tried to destroy him in that other life.
Odysseus Redux: Rhea!Penelope AU (to be renamed at a later date)
Summary:
Odysseus never got to properly reunite with Penelope and Telemachus, struck down in front of his son by Poseidon himself after slaying the last of the suitors. Penelope discovered in the aftermath that she was a former Titaness who chose to live a mortal life, re-ascended and made Telemachus immortal, and spent three-thousand years trying to get him back.
The Fates need to get a new hobby instead of finding new ways to traumatize Rhea’s husband.
Odysseus Redux: Athena’s Wolf
Summary:
Odysseus and his daemon were Severed by the god Poseidon just before Odysseus could reach Ithaca’s shores, seemingly killing the man’s daemon and forcibly turning the King of Ithaca into a monster.
3,000 years later, Andi Jackson, the strange, daemonless daughter of Sally Jackson and some unknown man knows that this isn’t quite true…only to be forced into the world of the Monster from her nightmares, the Monster who ripped her away from the other half of her soul.
(Something like an AU of Ocean’s Blood, Wisdom’s Treasure)
Odysseus Redux: He Who Hates, She Who Weaves
Summary:
Odysseus Chase meets Penelope Jackson two days after her dramatic entrance to Camp Half-Blood. This would be completely unremarkable—if it weren’t for the tiny fact that Odysseus is the reincarnation of that Odysseus, and Penelope is the reincarnation of his wife and queen—and now Penelope is being blamed for the theft of a lighting bolt.
Cursed Telemachus AU
Summary:
When Poseidon told Odysseus he would take Odysseus’s son and gouge out his eyes, he did not intend to put a curse on the boy. Unfortunately, the Fates took it as one. Something that is not known until 3,000 years later, on the night when Percy Jackson, Telemachus Odyssides reborn is claimed by Poseidon.
Percy Jackson & Supernatural Crossovers:
How to Stop An Apocalpyse (and kickstart a dozen more)
Summary:
The Archangel Michael, in an effort to prevent the Apocalpyse (and having to kill his own brother), tears out his Grace and Falls. Thirteen years later, Percy Jackson, demigod son of Poseidon finds a certain tree while visiting Montauk.
Somewhere, Percy is sure Lucifer is laughing at him.
Trials of Apollo:
ToA: Apollo kidified version
Summary:
Wherein something goes wrong when Zeus sends Apollo down to Earth as a mortal after Blood of Olympus and he winds up in the body of a seven-year-old (when in doubt, blame the fates).
Coco (Movie):
Hymns for the Missing: The Vampire Wife
Summary:
On the night of the destruction of their outlaw companions, Damario Estrella and Ana Caballeros and later their daughter Harmonia are spared from death and turned into monsters. Over a hundred years later, Harmonia gets caught up in a death curse along with her great-great granddaughter.
Hymns for the Missing: The Ghost Whisperers of Santa Cecilia
Summary:
In a world where the ghosts of those who suffer violent deaths, those whose bodies were never put to rest properly, those who have unfinished business in the land of the living are trapped on the earthly plane, unable to move on to the land of the dead. The job of a ghost whisperer is to help the ghost to move on before they inevitably become dangerous and start to kill. Ismael Rivera and his granddaughter Victoria were the best of the best…until the day Victoria was killed on a job, and soon after Ismael died of a heart attack from the news.
Unfortunately for everyone, Harmonia Rivera's ghost was never put to rest before she started killing.
Godfather Ernesto de la Cruz
Summary:
Miguel Rivera has known all his life that his no-good great-great grandfather abandoned his family, only for his Mama Coco's godfather, the now world-famous musician Ernesto de la Cruz to step up and make sure that the man's family were taken care of. He intends to be just like the man who, even after death made sure that Imelda's family lacked for nothing.
This belief is challenged and upended one fateful dia de los muertos.
(Or, Ernesto felt so much guilt over what happened to Hector that he did everything short of confessing to the murder to make sure that the wife and child Hector loved so much were taken care of.)
Coco & Monsters, Inc. Crossover
Hymns for the Missing: Edwin and the Terrible Day at Work
Summary:
A small one-shot I cooked up for an au where Damario and Ana survive and get to raise Harmonia. Which is very unfortunate for a poor scarer employed by Monsters Inc. in Monstropolis.
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It lets people access scientific articles for free. This is dangerous. It helps the free flow of knowledge and reduces the competitive edge of all the people who worked really hard to have been born into a wealth.
Like, it’s literally a website where you can type in the DOI of an article and read it, without ever having to pay the publisher who exploited the author.
So, again, do not, under any circumstance, use Sci-Hub. I mean, can you imagine a world where knowledge is free and easily accessible to everyone? Even, y'know, poor people?
Libgen also has many books online, including textbooks, searchable by name, author, and ISBN. Can you imagine textbook companies not getting their hard-earned income from poor college students? Here is the link just so you make sure that you never accidentally stumble across this horrible, unethical website.
Oh, and while we’re talking about books, if you’ve managed to stay clear from Libgen, definitely don’t go to zlibrary, where you can also find a lot of textbooks, but unfortunately they’re completely free.
Planning for a flight now consists of planning out how to document the legal violations the airline is inevitably going to commit.
Since I started using a wheelchair, I have had exactly one (1) flight where an airline didn’t break the law.
The question isn’t “Are airlines breaking the law?” They absolutely are, on almost every flight. The questions are “Does the wheelchair user know their rights?” (most don’t), and “Are they physically and mentally able to document the violations and report them to the DOT?” (most can’t).
[ID: @diffusedmuse “One question if you have a moment: do you confront airlines themselves or go straight to the DOT? For example, they often push me into signing a release of liability in case they wreck my wheelchair, which I’m fairly sure is illegal but I’m afraid to say anything and be denied my flight.”]
Under US law, it is definitely illegal for an airline to make you sign a release of liability for transporting your wheelchair. I would definitely advise you not sign any release of liability. The newest statistics show that airlines damage or lose 25 wheelchairs per day. (Source) You can’t afford for them to not fix or replace your wheelchair if they damage it.
“§382.35 May carriers require passengers with a disability to sign waivers or releases?
“(b) You must not require passengers with a disability to sign waivers of liability for damage to or loss of wheelchairs or other assistive devices.”
(Source)
I always insist on having my wheelchair in the cabin, but if the flight has less than 100 seats they’re not required to have space in-cabin, and if you have a power chair it’s not going to fit in the in-cabin wheelchair closet. So I realize some people have to put their chairs in cargo.
Personally I’d pocket whatever release form they gave me, scan it in when I got home and include it in my DOT complaint. I bet the DOT would be very interested to see what release they’re trying to get you to sign.
I have on several occasions had airline employees threaten to not let me fly, try to maneuver me into agreeing to take a different flight, or insinuate that if I continue to insist they follow the law they won’t let me fly. This is illegal, and I let them know that I know that it is illegal.
“§382.11 What is the general nondiscrimination requirement of this part?
“(4) You must not take any adverse action against an individual (e.g., refusing to provide transportation) because the individual asserts, on his or her own behalf or through or on behalf of others, rights protected by this part or the Air Carrier Access Act.”
(Source)
So yes, I confront the airline employees myself, although I realize not everyone is able to do so. I always have a copy of the law with me - I have a document where I put together the clauses that I know they’re going to violate, and I print out a couple copies before I fly. I also have the full ACAA on my phone. Only once has an airline employee ever looked at the law - they generally just flat out refuse to read it - but I have it with me so I can prove I know what the law says. That means that can’t say “that’s not in the law,” they can only say “I don’t care what the law says,” and that is not going to show in their favor when they have to justify their actions to the DOT.
I definitely also report the airline to the DOT after I get back from my trip. The DOT’s formal investigation process is to have the airline investigate themselves and report their findings back to the DOT. IME the airline always, every time, lies and claims they didn’t break any laws. They generally accidentally admit to breaking a couple laws, but for the majority it ends up being a he says/she says situation.
Personally, I want the airline to get fined for every clause of the ACAA they break when I fly, not just the ones they accidentally admit to because they are that ridiculously unfamiliar with the law they’re required by law to know. (The record so far is fourteen clauses broken on one flight.) So as of my last flight I now record every interaction I have with an airline employee. On that flight, the minute I realized they had found a new and ridiculous way to violate the ACAA, I set my phone to video and put it in a shallow outside pocket in my personal bag with the camera facing out. When I got home, I extracted the audio file from the video, made a transcript, and forwarded both the audio file and the transcript to the DOT along with my complaint. When the airline investigated themselves and lied about what they did, I then forwarded the audio file and transcript to them as well and proved that their employees lied. It was interesting watching them scramble to explain themselves.
The DOT takes a year to process complaints, so I haven’t heard back from the DOT on that one yet, but I’m particularly interested to see how this complaint turns out as it’s going to be impossible for them to squirrel out of any of their violations. I have proof.
After that last flight I bought myself an audio recorder (like the kind you use to record lectures in school) which I now have hanging from my personal bag. Some airlines prohibit photography and video in their contract of carriage, but I have yet to find one that prohibits audio recordings. Part of my prep for this trip has been testing that audio recorder to see what the range is and how well it records, so I know where on my bag to hang it to be sure it records everything that happens.
If you’re recording audio, keep that in mind when you’re dealing with airline employees. Ask for names or read out their name badge (”Jane Smith, right?”) and describe what’s happening if it’s not apparent from what they say. (”Wait, so you’re telling me I need to sign this release of liability form before you’ll transport my wheelchair? You do realize that’s illegal, right?”)
I have an audio recording of an airline employee on my last flight saying “I don’t care what the law says!” and my response which was “I don’t think the DOT is going to be very impressed with that.” I’m pretty sure they’re not. I can’t wait to see the DOT’s response to the airline.
This is absolutely amazing. And it’s great that OP outlines several different levels of protecting yourself against and documenting these illegal actions—because, yeah, not everyone can or wants to go All The Way. But to those who do? We salute you.
Anyway, know your rights when flying, y’all [same source as above, we just wanna highlight it].
Internet commentors turned on D'Arcee Neal after he was forced to crawl off his flight when his wheelchair didn't turn up
That’s my friend D'Arcee from our cerebral palsy support group. This happened over a decade ago. We rallied around him hard and the ableism was ferocious.
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I won't publish the ask (they asked me not to), but I thought I'd still answer it publicly!
no, royalties are not a significant source of income for most authors. if you wrote something like Project Hail Mary, then absolutely, the royalties would be substantial! but that's like winning the lottery. Ryan Gosling is not starring in the movie adaption of most books.
when you sell a book to a publisher, you get what's called 'an advance against royalties'. it's usually split into multiple parts, so you might get one third for the initial sale, one third for the final revised manuscript, and one third on the publishing date.
an advance against royalties is the publisher saying "we believe you will eventually make X amount in royalties, so here it is ahead of time." and then you don't actually see any money from royalties until the advance is paid off. most books do not make enough in royalties to pay off the advance (I have two children's books and one fiction book, and have yet to see royalties for any of them).
advances are still great, but you need to make them stretch! for instance, last year my net income was about 30k Canadian (21k USD), which is fantastic when you consider that I mostly made it through writing. but I'm definitely not a millionaire. I can live off my writing (not trying to undersell that!) but I'll probably remain in a low income bracket for the foreseeable future.
this isn't meant to discourage anyone from seeking out writing as a career! however, there is a reason that many authors have alternate jobs with writing on the side. or, you know, rich spouses.
this isn't me making a fuss about pirating (I've pirated way too many shows to run my mouth on that lmao), but there IS actually a financial incentive to having people buy your books!
buying books shows the publisher that they can make money off you, which means they're more likely to give you advances for future books. and advances are what authors live off (if they don't have a side job). that's why I always push pre-orders so hard! you have to be a racehorse worth betting on, or else they send you to the glue factory....
if I can offer one alternative to pirating: asking your library to stock the book also helps authors, and doesn't cost anything. the only downside is the patience required.
Reblogging because I have seen people on multiple platforms recently acting like they’re entitled to an author’s work to justify pirating it.
Do 👏 not 👏 do 👏 that 👏! Authors need & deserve to be paid! If you cannot buy their book, request it from your library! Libraries are amazing, most librarians will want to help you, and they buy books and signal demand for future print runs!
(if you need something to read while you’re waiting for their book to hit your library, LOTS of amazing works are in the public domain because their authors have been dead long enough! I have free iBooks of every Austen novel, a bunch of Dickens, etc. and those required no library card AND no money! Because Jane Austen has been dead for centuries and doesn’t need to eat anymore!)
And while we're at it: don't do the "hack" of buying an ebook, reading it, and then returning it on Amazon. You're not hurting Amazon. Amazon demands to be paid for the sold book one way or the other. And if the buyer doesn't pay? They make the author do it.
Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.
He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.
everyone i've talked to about this has been completely unaware so: if you didn't know already, there's going to be a solar eclipse, with totality or coverage of 90% or more in some places, over a lot of europe, on august 12th 2026. in the uk it will start just after 6pm, and the maximum will be at 7:13pm.
here is a map of the path of the eclipse (from timeanddate)
get eclipse glasses if you want to look at it. it is not safe to look at through sunglasses. ok informative post over o7
i’m thinking in the Cassandra!Percy x Apollo soulmates au, that the soulmarks change color, say, unspoken words are white against the skin, and then they turn…red? purple? Some bright color.
The color dulls or perhaps even turns gray when one of the pair dies (in the case of the gods with mortal soulmates, if/when their soulmate is reborn the previous soulmark(s) brightens back up and the new mark is stark white against their skin)
When you are physically incapable of actually lying, one must come up with creative ways of dodging the truth.
Think of the Fae and their penchant for twisting and breaking reality until lies become truth and truth becomes lies to suit their own needs.
Samael as the Will and Light could not speak anything they knew to be false.
As a fledgling they never bothered to learn how to twist their words, why would they when they had no need for secrets or lies?
When her parents started fighting and Goddess started sinking her claws into certain members of the host, Samael was rather suddenly thrown into a situation where lying wasn't just necessary but the only thing standing between her siblings and their mother's wrath.
Samael didn't have time to learn how to twist her words like the Fae or speak around lies until reality became questionable. Though she would eventually learn both techniques in time
She needed to lie quickly and effectively now.
So she came up with an idea.
A terrible, ugly, brilliant idea.
When is a lie not a lie?
When the person speaking it doesn't know any better.
Samael can't tell her mother something she doesn't know.
Memory alteration and manipulation isn't Samael's strong suit but she's a fast learner when she has the right motivation.
What is more motivating than the wrath of a goddess and angels shaking and covered in bruises?
So what if she accidentally lobotomised herself once or seven times?
Angels are the children of celestials, they recover from all injuries.... Eventually.
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