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Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

when i add ........... to the end of my sentence im leaving room for curiosity. i'm encouraging you to get comfortable with the unknown.......

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

maybe it’s bc you’re always on that damn vibrator

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

#hope #hopepunk #positivity #utopia #dreamworld

gnome greening out on a pea