there will also be singing

tattoo artist giving me aftercare instructions like "and wash it two or three times a day with whatever soap you normally use" "I normally use mint and tea tree shower gel" "🫪 do not use that!!"

what they say about spite being a solid motivator for longevity must be real, how else do you explain a 93 year old with multi organ failure, <20% kidney function, and zero understanding of why her children hate her still being alive and kicking

nothing like the days preceding a tattoo appointment to make you realise just how often you lean on the specific part of you about to be very tender for the next week

I just wanna know what flavour aldi think their mouthwash is, bc the bottle doesn't say, the liquid is purple, and the mouthfeel is like sitting a warhead sweet on your tongue for too long