a picture's worth 1000 worms

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

The public bathrooms

Just saw a movie that'a make a big deal about walking through'a walls to enter a disorienting location and I'a been doing that since 1996 so it didn't hit me as'a hard

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

This "allosexuality" thing is just a phase. You just need to have really bad sex, and then maybe you'll change your mind.

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

More people should get into poly shipping. Both because polyamory is awesome and because it's really fun to make complicated ass diagrams

ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

making my humidifier and dehumidifier participate in a cruel and pointless war

yes this is an exploration of guilt and culpability but it could also be a sex thing if you just give me a minute