ad astra per áspera ✨

it’s summer bro can some faggot activity occur

I’m kind of over cock and pussy. Let’s do something new

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I failed to notice the original tweet below and i just assumed this post was just about the artistic process in general, not nsfw art specifically, and just accepted that yeah sometimes you gotta rub that thang till the job is done

Tylenol is the people's princess

Marketing committee at the brewery said 'we want a bulldog'. So they're trying to make sure it happens and didn't think anyone would notice or care because charity. Andlike... it's not important at the end of the day, but what I'm saying is, we can force them to spend more money by throwing more donations at Tylenol :) so it's kinda win/win

This is Thelockpickinglaywer and what I have for you today is something very interesting. As you can tell by the agonizing screams of the damned, I have recently left the mortal coil and, upon arriving at my destination, was informed that I did not qualify for residence. I was taken by an angel of the Lord to the mouth of Hell, and when the angel left, he closed this rather large red door and sealed it with a divine key. Although I’ve never seen this particular model of lock before, I’ve spent some time investigating the cylinder with this small shard of bone. By sticking it in the back of the keyway and slowly pulling it out, I can tell that this is a five-pin tumbler lock, that can easily be single-pin picked using this shed demon scale as a tensioner tool. Let’s try that right now. Alright, nothing on one. Nothing on two. Three is binding firmly, click out of that. Nothing on four. Five is binding, little click there, back to one. Once again, nothing. Two is binding, and we’ve dropped into a false set. Little click out of three. Nothing on four. Little click on one, counter-rotation on two, and we got this open. Okay folks, I think the main takeaway here is that no matter how much faith you place in a mechanism designed to ensure your safety, be it spiritual or physical, there is always a state in which it can fail. In any case, thank you for watching. Memento mori, and I’ll see you next time.

No I genuinely don't think there's any better wording of the last part

it’s kinda fucked up that you’re only an age for a year. I didn’t know how to be 23 yet, let me try again

he still did 9/11 no one can take that from him ❤️