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In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

Was anyone gonna tell me that there's a Creature in The Terror. I thought it was just about 20 men named John sucking and fucking and eating each other in the Arctic.

Terror Heritage Post

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

Puppy Kindness Programming

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

sorry some of you people cannot let alienfucking into your hearts but still needed so badly to make yaoi about ryan gosling in space that you had to implausibly crossover ship him with a guy from some other fucking movie that has basically no overlap whatsoever in setting or plot or tone except that they're both doomed guys on some kind of mode of transport i guess :/

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

Yesterday I said that bookmobiles are an instant reblog. Today, I learned that rule also applies to book donkeys.

BIBLIOBURRO

line his shit up