I'm Afraid of the Cold

god has heard your prayers and he left you on read

If i see grinch porn blow up on this evil haunted fucking hellsite every horny gremlin on here shall face my infuriated wrath

the real tragedy is that sirius black died before he could find out about the embarrassing nickname snape gave himself as a teenager

that alone would have cured his depression, ptsd and alcoholism

Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.

I love this so much

Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??

you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat

You’re not a real bard until you make your DM cry because you seduced the Big Bad that they’ve built up to for 10 sessions

A true bard

My man Jesus

What story is that?

Matthew 18:9

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

“Did I fucking stutter?”

Canon Jesus is so much better than the fanon.

Jesus was cool and good, actually. Fandoms ruin everything

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

This joke expires in 2 days folks

nightgown. fuck your options

whats he gonna do with those hands

grasp