oh the weather outside is weather

It's not in the interest, of the owners, to have their media disclose all of their plans to the masses.

“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories

Plato didn't insult Aeschylus for his takes over who tops and who bottoms between Achilles and Patroclus centuries ago for us to be normal about fictional characters

this almost has 50,000 notes and this is hands down most unhinged response to this post and the worst part is that you’re right

Blue White House. Blue House. Blue Senate.

happy anniversary

I’m so sorry this happened to her but it makes me laugh every time. Masterful storytelling. I can picture it so clearly.

once again thinking about the solid snake panty lines tweet

dont let solid snakes panties distract you from solid snakes corset btw

Can we talk about how that was the perfect cross-cultural example? I was like "oh this sounds so pleasant, how is it-" then Pumped Up Kicks came on and i was like "oh. Oh yeah okay."

J. K. Rowling and Neil Gaiman are such a funny contrast to me, like Rowling: Oh, and by the way, I put gay characters in my books. People: Is there anything... showing that? Rowling: No. Also trans women don't deserve respect People: wtf Gaiman: Here are some immortals that transcend all human concepts of gender and attraction who use a variety of pronouns, and also some clearly canon human queers. People: Are the immortals queer? Gaiman: That is an entirely valid way to view them. Other people: Ugh, pushing a modern woke agenda. It used to be- Gaiman: Fuck you