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Sometimes I really wish we could live on a planet with only women supporting women and maybe keep the men as our pet

A sort of extreme matriarchy. And make every woman bi, that'd be even better

Sure I'm gonna crash at some point when the excitement dies down, but what's great is there's actually an infinity of them so I can just make my dating profile public again and sort through hundreds of them to bring my mood back up 🙂

In middle school I used to have such a crush on my history/geography teacher and yesterday I went on a date with a guy who I've then learned is a history/geography teacher, who teaches in middle school AND used to teach at the exact school I went to (in a super super small town that I didn't even think he'd know by name).

How crazy is that ?

(it's not the same person btw, he taught there around the time I was born so like, wayyy before I went lol, but still kinda crazy)

I'm hot, I'm cute, I'm so fucking attractive, I'm the main character of my life and everyone's naturally drawn to me. I exude confidence because I'm sure of myself, I know who I am and I love who I am.

I'm focused, I'm calm, I'm present. I'm genuinely interested in others and they're as interested in me. I have my life together, and the universe will bring me anything else I might need.

He's in his 30's too like I hope it's not gonna be awkward 😭

What do I do, what do I talk about, what do I wear, help !