off-brand superstar

always nice to see someone found their post embedded in a buzzfeed article and decided to make some bank

maybe my brain cells are doign a littel dance in there. whos to say,

Stop convincing yourself you’re wasting your life away. The time you’ve spent resting and healing was and is necessary. You’re not a waste of a person if you find yourself struggling right now. Healing, recovering, sitting with your pain is foundational. It’s not a waste. You are still whole.

when the sun comes up in the morning, consider your heart new and repaired. consider the rest of the day a blank page. meet the world with the thought of something good in mind.

shoutout to that time at work I told a college dude automatically “fantastic!” when he put his card in the chip reader correctly (bc I find complimenting customers on it makes them Do It Again Right The Next Time) and he returned way later saying “I’ve been chasing that high of hearing you call me fantastic for like a week now” 

even when i am not posting, know that horrible sentences are raging within me

i pray you heal from things no one ever apologized for

Negative character development WOOOOOO

Consider - hero bastardizaton and villain redemption within the same work so that by the end they’ve entirely switched sides and roles

The idea of spontaneously getting on a train and going somewhere far might be romantic in another country but England is too small for that. Pull an Eternal Sunshine and go where? Fucking Slough? Go to fucking Slough and get a fucking boots meal deal?

i only understand about 60% of the words in this post but i still think its funny