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@mariaalenkoshepard
Hey are you the person who made the "fistbumping lesbians" drink? Did you know it got voiced over in a danganronpa text post compilation! Here's the link and timestamp! (Link: https://youtu.be/U82yy__K4sY and here's the timestamp! It's at 3:37)
Fjklksjdkfkfk incredible 😂 thanks for letting me know!
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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why
my dead wife. the ad free internet
This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.
Gwen and Elyan really are the siblings of all time to me. Excellent cautious one and impulsive one duo, especially since Gwen isn't actually that cautious. She's usually down for a wacky scheme, she's just surrounded by so many headstrong idiots (affectionate) that she has to play the voice of reason sometimes.
Gwen and Elyan both dealt with the consequences of their life choices: Gwen stayed in Camelot and had to watch her father be killed, Elyan kept running off on different adventures and he got himself imprisoned. In Gwen's hour of need, Elyan stayed away. In Elyan's hour of need, Gwen orchestrated her own quest to save him. I'm fascinated by how Gwen doesn't really expect Elyan to come home or to protect her, but she still does everything to keep him safe. And then she gets the reward at the end of her heroic quest, and her brother is finally back home and willing to be part of her life. Being a knight seems like a perfect compromise, since it gives Elyan an outlet for his wandering urge while still keeping him rooted in Camelot, but it apparently was too perfect because when Gwen is banished Elyan isn't willing to give up his knighthood to go with her. He literally took Arthur's side in the divorce, I'm never gonna stop thinking about it. Gwen basically constructed her own tragedy: she did all the work of getting her brother back, and then set him up with a lifestyle so nice that he was willing to prioritize it over her. I always assume that this was why Elyan was so intense in his efforts to save Gwen from the dark tower. He regretted his inaction, and so he overcompensated and charged into danger without thought in order to save her. Again, it's a great little tragic circle: Elyan was too passive in letting Gwen suffer, and so he tried to fix this by becoming overly reckless and getting himself killed instead. Morgana set up the trap with the thought that Gwen's husband would be the one leading the charge, but she failed to consider that her brother would be the one most focused on saving her.
Anyways, there's like three Gwen and Elyan plot points and they're all fascinating to me. What do you mean that Elyan has spent his entire life trying to find a balance between adventure and loyalty, and he never quite got it right. What do you mean Gwen will always protect him anyways, because he's her brother and she loves him.
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*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?
i am not going to lie i quite enjoy talking to myself out loud like a weirdo
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*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?
pining is 100000% the most important aspect of pre-relationship fic for me. good-natured whole-hearted pining filled with lovelorn gazing and chest aching and fluttering touches, that’s my top priority. i was put on this earth to watch characters suffer over the profundity of their love for another person. unrequited love is why god made me. characters finding out that their feelings are reciprocated after long months/years of suffering is why the universe was assembled from nothingness. amen.
gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me
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Friendly reminder Kaidan's first instinct was to hug Shepard on horizon. So fuck you.
Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.
I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT
he-man was right. whats going on
I’m not an anglophobe. It’s not a phobia if it’s justified.
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my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said "I was hoping to hear from my husband" and the guy went "he said....it's okay to Move On" and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like "He Would Not Fucking Say That". as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it's just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!
like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn't say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" when he told my mom to move on lmfao
actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn't think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao
this psychic for the rest of his life all because he tried to hit on some dead guy's wife in an elevator
Ghost Dad: WE LITERALLY CHANGED OUR VOWS BECAUSE WE DIDN'T LIKE "TILL DEATH DO US PART"
Psychic: he says you need a real man. a tangible one. a man visible to the average eye.
Psychic: I also choose this guy’s still-alive wife.
this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real .
