God rest my soul, I miss who I used to be

search bars that don't let you edit or add on to the current search... why? why are you making me retype it all

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

"I don't know which one I should ship this character with!!!" make them a polycule, pussy.

watching a fictional character stop being the same age as you is fucked up

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

boobs should have a toggle on/off feature

it's so crazy how you actually have to live through everything

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

I know this is a humorous exaggeration designed to show how silly it is to deny medication and mobility/quality of life aids to disabled people by applying the argument to something silly in a way that nobody would ever do but... unfortunately I have heard people say this. I've heard people suggest that people with minor sight problems shouldn't get glasses, and people needing to move to a stronger prescription should do it and should stay on as light a prescription as they can use and still function, because the glasses will "weaken their eyes" and make their eyesight worse (which is bullshit). People will pull this ableist bullshit on glasses wearers, too.

unfortunately no matter how much you try to parody ableism, some completely genuine asshole out there already has you beat.

#'you wouldnt say this about wheelchairs!' yes they would.#'you wouldnt do this with a missing limb!' i promise they do#'but what about-' look just assume no matter how stupid it is that people are dicks about it